Re: Good outsourcing



On Mon, 22 Aug 2005, old_pif wrote:


Russell.Martin@xxxxxxx wrote: 
Government To Be Outsourced
(Washington, DC 8/22/2005)
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He will receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month but
with no
health coverage or other benefits.

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The salary is outrageously high. Can we strike a better deal with
somebody else? I am sure in the remote areas of Pakistan $32 per month
is perfectly acceptable. And it would easier for the guy to fight
Al-Qaeda.

Old Pif



FLASH......FLASH.....FLASH......FLASH......FLASH

WASHINGTON, D.C., PRESS RELEASE:

In accordance with globalization trends, it was announced in Beijing today that the sale of the whole US of A was promulgated on eBay for $32 and the winning bid was China. China has 48 hours to pony up the dough in exchange for all of the lower 48 states, all mineral resources, any gold left in Fort Knox, all citizens and occupants thus becoming owned by china. A footnote to the Chinese press release, issued from the Chinese embassy in Washington, was that it would take only 36 hours to devalue the currency to make the aquisition even cheaper and another 2 hours to issue pink slips to the staffs of the WhiteHouse, Senate, House of Reps, and the Supreme Court. A future auction is planned for Alaska, the Hawaian
Islands, and all other US possessions. Microsoft will be nationalized and liberated from BG, and all PCs liberated from Winblows.


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