Re: A Tank Rule Occured

"Jack Linthicum" <jacklinthicum@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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The hell with that, Haliburton lacks a President with real leadership
qualities since the last guy took that federal job. This is a man who
can say what you mean in a manner that you can deny or accept without
understanding.

I could do that job; you just need some tried and true phrases:

"I am committed to our company strategy" [ we don't exactly have it planned
yet ]

"All of our employees deserve the best from our leadership" [except for the
2,000 that we just laid off ]

"Quality is number one". [ Nobody said low, medium or high quality, though ]

"I myself fought my way up from the bottom" [yes, starting as the CEO's
son ]

"We are cutting waste to cut costs to our customers" [ I'm not losing my
yacht, but the employees aren't getting company health anymore ]

"We are there for you 24/7" [ I'm not - the underpaid on-call technician is,
though ]

AHS


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