Re: Ustafish Fitness Regime


Sarah H wrote:
g lof2 wrote:
Sarah Hotdesking wrote:
Slackers beware! I shall be running a fitness regime and it's compulsory,
not voluntary. Once you've had your physical exam, I aim to have you all
whipped into shape. See http://www.slavercise.com/home.htm for more
details of the regime I'll be imposing on the crew.


What in the name of all the little fishs are you doing now. You know
you not allow to do stuff like this without Engineerings and Dr Ruth's
premission. We don't want a repeat of that infamous water skiing
incident where all the slavies drop dead from exaustion. ( Yes I know
the captains told you to do it, but you still needed permission.)
Remember I can away lock up your toy collection if you don't follow the
rules.


What, lock up all my toys? All of the guys are going to be locked up?
Who's going to run the place? YOu'll have to turn the whole Ustafish
into a floating brig .... or floating dungeon (hang on, weren't we
doing the latter already?). I'm trying to get them fit so the next
waterskiing incident won't end in disaster as well.

You know you would not have this problem if you stop and read the
instruction once and while, remember the one on the Ustafish stern

"This Submarine rated to tow one skier only."

or the one on your DVD

"WARNING: You must check with your (and the slaves) Physician before
starting any new exercise programs."

G Lof

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