Prostate Humor
Billy Wilder, the great film director elderly and at the end of his
career was given an Oscar for lifetime achievement some years ago. At
the end of his acceptance remarks he said he wanted to leave the
audience with the following story:
An elderly man walked into his doctor's office and said: "I can't pee."
The doctor asked: "How old are you?"
The old man answered: "92"
The doctor said kindly: "92? ................. You've peed enough."
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