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A new weapon to counter Radical Muslim Terrorism


AP- Wednesday October 24, 2007
The United States and its allies unleashed an old weapon with new
technology to counter terrorism in the world this morning. The new
satellite system is designed to cause massive and devastating
earthquakes in designated parts of the world. It uses Thermal Locating
Radical Plasmitectonic Subgeological Pulse to send powerful energy to
any given location in the world from any of seven stations in near
orbit. These stations were designed and sent into orbit by NASA and
the NSA (National security Agency) in the late 1970’s and early 80’s
as part of President Reagan’s star war strategy to counter aggression
toward the United States and its allies. The new system upgrades,
accomplished during what was thought to be the building of the space
station, was in fact, part of the upgrade process of the TLRPSP.
Tested during the upgrade process at several locations on Earth, it
has proven to be very effective. The process is sketchy in its
operation, but, an unnamed source has released some information about
its abilities.
The stations are made of a radical new composite that makes the
detection of the satellites impossible from Earth, or even as close as
50 miles from other spy satellites. If a spy satellite gets too close
to a TLRPSP satellite, it will be destroyed using the same technology
it has to create an earthquake. The pulse is in the 100-2500 mghz
range and is powered by new nuclear energy sources. If a group or
person is located near the area that will be getting the earthquake,
the pattern of the pulse can be modified to subject the topography to
internal radio pressure, causing the faults in that area to give way
and cause an earthquake. “The magnitude of the quake is governed by
the number of satellites concentrating the energy, as they are
exponential in their power. One satellite is capable of creating a
magnitude 4.2 quake as deep as seven miles down. The number of
satellites used multiplies the power. Call it ‘Dial-a-quake’ if you
will. All that matters is that it works”.
It was rumored that Osama Bin Laden was seen in the area of
Pakistan/Afghanistan border in the past, and the system was called
into use. Heavy collateral damage is considered normal in the use of
this new weapon. It may have been used in Sumatra to eliminate Radical
Muslims there, and concentrated in the Indian Ocean Island groups.
When used in areas of very deep water, the pulses are magnified to go
much deeper into the Earths crust. This may also explain the glow
sometimes seen in the area of a large quake, as the amplitude of the
pulse has a tendency to vaporize moisture near the surface.
The trigger system, which requires three trained NSA personnel to
activate, was undergoing standard testing when the system was
accidentally activated and caused a massive 7.1 magnitude seismic
event near the Southern tip of Taiwan. The head of the testing team
was quoted as saying,” Thankfully the area hit was offshore and not
some populated area. We try to have the system over an ocean or desert
when we do our bi-monthly tests. This is why. A piece of pencil lead
was jamming a button in the depressed position, and when the test was
initiated, it caused the system to activate the weapon. We have
corrected this and placed all buttons on a wall where they cannot be
tampered with or jammed. We also have installed a cover to prevent
someone from leaning against the buttons”. Our publicity people have
contacted the authorities in Taiwan and the political problems have
been resolved. The Taiwan Government has been instrumental in getting
this project to fruition, and is aware of its potential.
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