Re: Birth certificate update


Ben Tyner wrote:
> "Reef Fish" <Large_Nassau_Grouper@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:1128704727.922430.243730@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> >
> > Ermalee McCauley wrote:
> >> Becca wrote:
> >>
> >> > Clay Ferriola wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> Well folks, I am officially a Ferriola again, at least according to
> >> >> the Birth Certificate I hold TIGHTLY in my grasp!
> >
> > Ah, that must be Clay's maiden name.
> >> >
> >> > Clay, I am so happy for you. Now that this is over, you can focus on
> >> > taking your cruise and relaxing.
> >> >
> >> > Becca
> >>
> >> Clay, could you please sneak me into your luggage? I have a passport,
> >> and
> >> haven't been much of anywhere for so long, I'm getting cabin fever! :-(
> >
> > When I look at this thread, I thought maybe SOMEONE had some
> > some INFORMATION update about the REQUIREMWNTS for "Passport,
> > visa, OR birth certificate" for US citizens travelling in
> > foreign country travel.
> >
> > I just finished responding to someone in rec.travel.air about
> > HIS ignorance on the subject of "visa requirement" for US
> > citizens,
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/7j4gw
> >
> > Instead what I found was an entire thread of CHIT CHAT by the
> > regular Old Ladies of rec.travel.cruises and I am just learning
> > WHO some of these LOLs are because their posting names do not
> > reveal their gender, such as:
> >
> > Clay and that deauville dame who calls herself SUNNY.
> >
> > I think you ALL share the same ailment Ermalee has:
> >
> >> I'm getting cabin fever! :-(
> >
> > No wonder some of you get your jollies even reading that crap
> > posted by one of the worst offender of USENET ad/spam guidelines,
> > Ray Goldenberg.
> >
> > I can truly use the phrase often used by others in newsgroups,
> > such as the one less than a month ago, by Kath G, the truly
> > clueless one in rec.travel.cruises, like you :-) :
> >
> > "Get a life!"
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/c7pmc
> >
> > That was only one of over 40 posts in newsgroups by me with
> > the keywords "get a life". :-)
> >
> > OT: (that's On Topic) A birth certificate is about the most
> > ridiculous document as a substitute for identification by a
> > passport. You can't match the one-inch long footprints on
> > the cirtificate with your BIG FOOT, and you can take anyone's
> > BC and Quasimoto could have used it as his ID.
> >
> > A passport is good for 15 years, and it costs less than a
> > taxi ride from EWR airport to Pier 92 in Manhattan. Talk
> > about me being a cheapskate taking a BUS from EWR to the
> > Port Authorities bus terminal and then a taxi to the Pier.
> > All for less than 1 hour. :-)
> >
> > I think many of these LOLs already had me killfiled. So, I
> > am posting this for the intelligent (or at least open-minded
> > readers) about the FOLLIES of this newsgroup when it comes
> > to INFORMATION CENTENT by the majority of the posters.
> >
> > 99% noise and chit chat. 1% information. This post qualifies
> > as one of the 1%. Info about about "Who's Who in rtc Old Ladies"
> > and "Get a Life". <:-/
>
> Speaking of getting a life I did a Google on the name Reef Fish and it says
> that you have made 7,320 posts on Usenet. With all that hot air you should
> change your name to Blow Fish.

You need to LEARN something about the results of Google search,
assuming you had gone to the advanced groups search and searched
for author "reef fish".

You don't know how clueless you are. :-) Google logged me
in 1580 threads since January 2005, in at least 10 different
newsgroups. That's MUCH more than 7320 posts, this year alone!

I've been posting with the same "Reef FIsh" name only since
1992; and some of the groups I've posted many thousands more
posts are not even included in the google search.

So, in terms of POSTS, I've probably made at least 50,000, over
my newsgroup and listserv LISTS posting years.

>
> Then get a life. <:-)))
>
> BT

BT for having changed your *** Head name to *** Tail?

Those 50,000 posts in various newsgroups only reflected SOME
of the LIVES I have and had. :-)

I've been cruising only 3 year or so, and have had more cruises,
over different parts of the world, than the majority of the
folks who spent 24/7 in this group, in their entire lives.

Over the SAME three years, I've flown 300,000 miles all over
the world to NON-cruising activities, such as sightseeing in
Europe and Asia, scuba diving in the Caribbean, the Pacific,
the Great Barrier Reef, the French Polynesian islands, and
even in Easter Island. :-) During the past 6 months, I've
posted HUNDREDS (probably more than a 1000) of posts in
sci.stat.math groups, on more than 100 statistical subjects,
telling some of the supposed statisticians there what BLUNDERS
some of them have been having. Some of those are even active
PROFESSORS and statisticians working in industries. Google
found 559 THREADs I posted in that group, so it must have
had well over a couple thousand posts there, this year.
527 threads in sci.stat.math from March 1 to Aug 1, 2005.
24 threads there since Aug. 1. What that means is that I
had booted most of the QUACKS and Malpractioners in that
group, between March and August.

I've also played some tournament bridge during this time,
not having done so for many years, and immediately winning
again. I had won enough tournaments to have been listed in
the Biographical Section of the Official Encyclopedia of
Bridge.

All of those are not even things I did in my profession for
which I had been listed in Who's Who in the World.

That's STILL a small part of my life. I don't want to get you
too depressed about your LACK of a life and commit suicide as
a result. :-)

Now YOU go and try to get SOME life! You can live to be
1,000 years old and never will have half a life I already had. :-)

-- Bob.

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