BrickLink Forum Poster Review - Jedirob

Jedirob is yer typical perman00b tweenage muppet stuffer, trapped in a
hazey bubble of retardation almost nothing seems to penetrate his
thick skull. First off, he claims he's stoplisted me because he
doesn't want me to find out his address...which makes all of ZERO
sense since, well, if I really wanted his address, what the hell would
stop me from simply opening up a second BrickLink account on a proxy
server or any of a dozen other open LANs in my area. Hells bells I
could simply switch on the wireless and do it off my neighbors
Internet connection. LOL This fruit loop also likes to snit about
"cyber bullying laws"...as if they'll:
A. ever actually be passed
and/or
B. ever actually become relevant

Congress, local government, whatever can pass all the laws, rules and
regulations they liak involving the Internet, to people liak me...it
simply does not apply. Why? Because I understand how the Internet
works, as such I can clearly and easily rip apart any such "law" if it
were ever to be used against me, solely on the principle of plausible
deniability. Anyone can spoof anyone's IP address and post anything
they liak...as such there is not and never will be *ANY* definitive
proof of *ANYONE* doing *ANYTHING* online. The first time someone
accuses you, just call them a liar and ask them to prove it. If they
provide access logs and claim that, that's proof, ask them then to
prove that the IP in question wasn't spoofed by a third party out to
try and slander you. Yeah, they can't do that, and as such their
argument against you falls apart. Basically it's like trying to use
DNA evidence against a person when the person in question can simply
change their DNA to anyone else's any time they liak (as can every
other person on the planet).

Anywho, most sane people already comprehend that and know full well
that you should *NEVER* take online chat and Webbie boards all that
seriously and that if you do you're likely to wind up all screwed up
in the head. Most sane people also recognize that children/kids/teens
DO NOT belong on the Internet...period. There simply is *NO* reason
why a child needs to be on the Internet.

I've heard all the counter-arguments too, from "they need it for a
school project" to "it helps them learn"...obviously the doorknobs
using those arguments haven't quite figured out how OFFLINE, DVD based
encyclopedias work, which provide young kids with a truly SAFE means
of researching a topic and on a level geared towards their level of
understanding. And on the learning side, puhlease, there are *NO*
shortage of OFFLINE learning games and software for kids.

The only reason a child needs to be online is to expose them to
advertising, to get them brand programmed at the youngest age
possible. Oh, I guess there is one other reason...to completely
destroy their fragile minds. Yup, that's what you're trying to do
when you let your kids go online. Essentially you're finding a busy
street and saying, "Okay kids, go play in traffic!" Yeah, let yer
kids go online...that's a great idea...just wait until you have to
answer a question liak, "Mommy, what's a dolcett fetish?" And there
is no such thing as a "safe site". I once knew a hacker who thought
it was an absolute riot to run around hax0ring into children's sites
and making ~minor~ changes here and there, stuff that wouldn't even be
noticed or picked up until *WEEKS* after it had exposed countless
children to...Gawd only knows what.

Anyway, sorry for the little OT rant there, but it does kind of
personify the way Jedirob posts...basically he thinks the Internet is
the real world and should operate as such...even though it's quite
obvious (to everyone but him) that, that simply is not possible nor
even plausible.

This kid also loves to play up Innocence Abused, in the form of
Weenie:
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/weenie.htm

As was clearly evident recently in a thread with fosterbengoshi (with
him trying to take on the Innocence Abused role). As clueless as the
puke is he'll likely start frothing about lawsuits and such
immediately after reading this, running off and crying to the admins
of BrickLink (like they have any say at all as to what gets posted on
Usenet). He'll probably also run off crying to Google, as if the
WebTV interface of Usenet has anything at all to do with *MY*
postings. *snicker*

Hopefully he'll be stupid enough to bring his extreme n00b level
comprehension onto Google froups, then I can xpost over into stAUKer
land and let the *REAL* nasties of the Internet rip him apart...and
no, Jedin00b, no one needs nor wants "your" (parents) address, it's
not needed to poke you into a frothing rage of blubbering stupidity,
you fat little butterball turkey.

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the *** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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