{PARODY} News Group Man
- From: "F~A~R~V~A: I Do Not Try" <flyhighfreeebird@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:49:17 -0500
He's a troller and a spammer
Biggest retard you've ever seen
He's a restless, overweight romantic
When playing with his own ween
He's got a problem with his crossposts
But you know he'll flood some more
He's emptying his killfile
Just to claim he's filled it up again
Learning to match the beat of the lotion man
Learning to match the heat of the X-Pac man
He's got to rogue cancel his own mistakes
And constantly x-archive the mess he makes
He's old enough to know what's right
But liberal enough not to choose it
He's fat enough to eat the world
But that "ability" does not excuse it ---
He's a news group man...
He's a cut and paste deceiver
Ripped from wrestlecrap and fark
He's a copier and re-arranger
A chronic liar with flabby arms
He's got a problem with his lack of power
He's a netcop on patrol
He's got to stand in line at Wendy's
He has no self-control
Trying to ruin the day for the Georgian man
Try to clear the way for the 3000 pound man
He's been banned from Wikipediae
Next he'll start flaming feedback on eBay
He's noble enough to know what's right
But weak so he'll just TOS it
He's wide enough to eat the world
But fool enough to try so he chews it ---
He's a news group man...
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"Kick him when he's down, he's easier to reach."
---Scott Hall
#1 ranked poster in RSPW history....
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