Re: (Meta) New Wave of RSPW Posters Coming Soon!

On Sep 14, 3:54 am, schrelpc0...@xxxxxxxx wrote:
"Slams" Johnson is just the first of the next wave of newRSPWposters
being introduced to revitalize this newsgroup.  We hope you have been
enjoying his random ramblings, and especially his ever-changing
signature at the end of each post.  We here at Corporate believe that
post signatures have become a lost art and hope to bring the tradition
back with "Slams."  Of course, "Slams" is just the beginning.  Soon
you will be treated to the following new additions:

Nerdous Nasalitis - a bookworm wrestling fan who picks his nose
regularly

Hot Sally - the hottest woman ever to set foot inRSPW; she will
instantly draw lots of attention and responses from the men ofRSPW,
all of them mysteriously interested in what she has to say and
becoming her best friend, despite her posts not being particularly
noteworthy AT ALL

Smurfin' S. Smurf - a poster who claims to be an actual smurf

Smedley - a poster who is obsessed with phlegm

Bjerkvstxv Aexknovskercv - poster from a remote village in the
northern Arctic who speaks only a rare dialect understood only by his
village

Billy - a rip-off of the Robby character, hoping to duplicate at least
a fraction of the success of the Robby character

Knowledgable Ed - a regular on-topic pro-wrestling poster; this is an
experiment to see if this type of poster will work in today'sRSPW

Gruffy - a dog that posts to Usenet

Golden Ray - poster that responds to every trolling post by saying,
"You're so funny!  You really bring light and happiness to everyone's
day here!"

Corporate hopes that you enjoy these new posters as much as we enjoyed
creating them.  Keep buyingRSPW!  Enjoy!

-RSPWCorporate

This reminds me of an article run in WWF Magazine back in 1996
trumpeting the introduction of the likes of Freddy Joe Floyd and Alex
"The Pug" Porteau. Oh, and some guy named Who?

CrossfaceWalls = Yes, Jim.
.

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