Re: (The possibly final) RSPW Grades For The Week Of June 30, 2007

"Tea Chore" <theteachore@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:1183240601.839797.162020@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Depending on the state of RSPW after Farva leaves and RSPW gets less
traffic than in 1884, school might be out after this.

Farva - You were like The Bede, only funny. A+

Disagree strongly.

trippy - You shouldn't ever make long posts, it exposes the fact that
you're mentally retarded. Stick with what works for you, the short
posts where you act like a snarky ***. Wait, those don't work for you
either. C-

Disagree.

Ahmed Johnson's Beer Belly - I almost always read your posts, and
almost always find them readable. Sometimes for all the wrong reasons,
but they're still readable. A

Agree.

Scott H - I've always seen you in the same light as Ahmed Johnson's
Beer Belly. Maybe it's kind of like you're his slightly less funny,
slightly mentally retarded younger brother. A

Agree.

Butler To A Hottie - I still haven't decided on Butler To A Hottie. On
the one hand, most of his posts so far have been readable, and he's at
least an unobjectionable poster to kill time reading... but I've got
this terrible feeling that he's going to turn into a Butters or Aeropo
style moron. C+

Agree.

Poot Rootbeer - Remember when you were funny, and relevant? Me
neither. D

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY Disagree.

Double T - You're like a trailer trash version of Mr Magoo, or would
be if Mr Magoo was a retarded and perverted old man that watched old
wrestling tapes and called people brah.

DubbaT didn't even get a grade. But I still disagree.

The Bede - When Farva leaves, you will be the only person left on RSPW
that posts often about random subjects. How depressing is that? B-

The Bede keeps RSPW going.

Smart Ape - I hate Big Brother. Did I ever tell you that? Yeah, I
think it's a gay ass reality show. You're a good poster though. WIth
Farva gone, the mantle of RSPW's saviour falls on you. A+

Disagree. But there's far worse than Smart Ape.

Jimbo Jones - The mantle also falls on you too Jimbo. You must use
your caustic smart ass powers for good and fight the shitty posters of
RSPW. A+

I agree. Jimbo is the FEWCHA of RSPW.

FunkyM - What happened to you? C

Somewhat agree.

SyVyNN11 - What is it with perveted old men on RSPW? Between you,
Double T and trijcomm, we can fill an adult bookstore. Anyway, you in
particular are a conservative fighting for traditional family values,
yet you like celebrity gossip and pro wrestling. COugh cough closet
gay. C

Damn, I must agree.

Oldschool Marvel Fan - I don't know what to say about you, really.
You're annoying, although not offensively so; and you're boring,
although not in the way that, say, David E Powell or Google Beta User
are. Perhaps youi just need a gimmick to set yourself out from the
pack. I suggest you start finding ways to compare non-comic subjects
to oldschool marvel comics, for instance, you can go into a politics
thread and compare Iraq to 1970's X-Men. Another idea is grading posts
with comig definitions, such as mint condition oir bargain bin.

No opinion.

Mottola - FF*** you FF***! F

Meh. Mott isn't horrible.

jslater - I don't like you and never have. I think I finally figured
out the reason. You have this insipid, lukewarm, ineffectual tone in
all your posts. Not that over emphasizing is good, take Danger for
instance, but you're the other side of the coin. Even when you're
angry you're writing relatively unemotional *** posts. D-

Disagree somewhat strongly.

C The Shocker - I hate basketball, and I really, really hate anything
to do with any sort of draft. Other than that you're a fairly good
poster. B

I hate basketball, too. AGREE.

rwa2play - You are terrible at everything. F

Disagree.

Hack-Man - The only on-topic poster whose posts are always worth
reading. A

AGREE STRONGLY.

Lord Gow - You along witj jslater are the reason why I hate political
posts on RSPW. You defend things when you know full well that you are
on the wrong side, and your argument skills are roughly equivalent to
that of a five year old child. You have the advantage on jslater
though, as your non political posts aren't anywhere as stupid. B-

Disagree. Gow has maybe one worthwhile post in 1000.

CptainDan - Weren't you doing the whole random subject thing before
Farva was? I'll never be able to read your posts again without
thinking of Farva. How ironic is that? Probably not very. B-

Agree.

Kurgan The Cross Eyed Assclown - I still think of you as Bill The Cat.
That's important and needs to be noted daily. You're a fairly humorous
poster and would be a credit to RSPW, except that you don't post very
often. B-

Agree. Kurgan is oldschool, and very underrated.

TentaclePron - Much like Kurgan, you don't post often. As a matter of
fact, you post so rarely I don't even have anything witty to say about
you. B-

TP is RSPW Gold, he should post more.

The CItizen - You kind of remind me of trippy, in the sense that I
don't like you and your sarcasm always comes off as the kind gay guys
use. C-

LOL I agree.

NiGHTS - I've always wondered if you get beat up by all the other
gothy emo queers, since you like comic books and all. I can just see
it now, you quickly walking by Hot Topic hoping the tough gothboi
bullies have too much mascara on and can't hold their eyelids up long
enough to see you. Do they have Hot Topics in Britain? B-

LOL x 2. I have nothing against NiGHTS, though.

John Henry- You are not any of those things. F

Disagree. Henry is RSPW HOF.

Peck, Bill Becker, Mr Black - You guys are such scrubs, I'm giving all
of you Fs in one paragraph, similar to a squash match where a star
squashes three jobbers at once. After this I'm going to show off my
biceps. F

Mr Black is OI OI OI. Peck tried to break through to the mid-card before
this year's KORSPW became a complete farce. And Bill Becker is... just kinda
there.

robby and Vindris@xxxxxxxxx guy - Much like the above, I'll be
squashing you both at once, but in your cases it's more like you two
guys are on top of each other having gay anal sex and I put a stake
through both of you at once. F

Agree.

Chad Bryant - You are the worst thing about RPSW.To be hip and
paraphrase an internet meme: You lose the internets, Chad. F-

*sigh* Agree.

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C The Shocker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thTIYCXcx90


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