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*****pyscho easter bunny vs. satn*****

Rib: what a match we have here. pyshco bunny sends satn into the
ropes, and he hits him with the cotton ball smash.

Pork: i don;'t think anyone can get up from one of those scotn bsll
srails, not even stabs one, two, and stan disapeared, where did he go

Rib; there's stab and he hit the easter bunny with a firey bitchfork
while the re3feree whatsm;t looking, the bunny is on fire

Pork: Stab is clibin to the to ope, and a big horn stabbing, that's
gotta do it

Rib: ONe, two, and th bunny shoves an egg into the mouth of sarab

Pork: the bunynis quoting scriptures and it's hurting sab

Rib: The bunny with a sit down, one, two, and outside interferance
from
a demon. that demon threw lava in the face opf the psycho ester bunny,
ns now the bunny is mad, he sent the demon back to hell, but statb with
a role up from behin

Prok: One, two, thr...he dindt;' get ;em.

Rib: The pyescho bunny ducks an eye gouge, and the bunny hti stanb with
a padded 3all

Proj: that's why hey call him the pyshco bunny. now osyhci bunny is
putting satn to slep with the straihgh jacket.

RcujiL: Heis arm goes ione,m two, but he keeps it up, satn caigut the
ring on fire, he bruned the pyscho bunny, i think bunny's dead/ Staba
makes the cover, but the referee can't make the count, he's on fire.

Prokl:There using fire exstinguisher to put him out.

Rib: finally he can ake the count.

Prk: One, teo, and a kickout too much time was wasted.

Rib: bunny is back to his feet, and hit satan with a bunny ho. that's
a
thtree hunfed pund rabbit coming donw on uyor head.

ZPork: the referee rang the bell, i the refere has been possessed by
a
demon. the demon has rang the bell and awarded the match to stab by
submission.

Rib: the easte bunny has to be dsapoitned wth thiS.

*****Extreme renegade vs. illegal immirgrant*****

RibL ebterm rengade is shooting that machine gun at illegal immgruiant
but someof his borsder frisnds are throwing burritos at rebnegaed, one
hit 'em in the mouth

Piork: I'd hate to have tio state one of those

Rib: Illega limmirgrant hit retcreme engeade with hi sfinsher. he
calss that the quotabreaker. One, two, and somehow renegade kicked
out.

Ork: here comes an immigration officer, and hehit the immigrant with a
huge green card.

Rib: He wasn't prepared for thta. He;s never seen a greeen card
before.

Pork: Extreme renegde makes the cover, he kooks the leg, one, two, and
three.

Ruib: We're through teomeexciting marche all rady.

Spiek piledriver vs. Canadian sgharposhotoer

Rib: Candian Sharpshooter has his rifel, and he's shooting sopike
pilredriver to deatg.

PorjL: they don't vcall him a sharpshotoer for nothinh.

Rib: Canadina Sharpshotoer makes the cover, one, tow ,and three. this
ons; over quick.

Pork: Soike Piledriver is up ser, and he just hit candian
sharp[shooter
with a spuk pilerdiver, and now a spike pildriver. now he connects
woth
a spikc pielcvrver.

Rib: Now spike piledrivre connects with a spike pilerdiver. what an
arensla of maneuvers!!!

Pork: He use his finsher on candai nsahprtoter, he calls it spike
piledirver, ans finally there's some pfficla breaing this up.

Rib: the win will go to canadian shaprghotoer.

*****tag title match*****
*****bad bomber & terirble tnak vs, majorjob & minorjob*****

Rib: bad bombre wuith some fists on majorjob, and he's out one two and
a
save by minotjob, majorjob tage monor job.

Pork: Monorjob with a doubleaxehandle smasg on bad bombre

Rib: Bonerjab with a leg hodmont on biomber, ns he reaches the rops,
and tage terinl;e tnakl.

prok: chickaboom! tnk brough in that tank and blew minorjob to
pieces.
majorjob tags himslef in.

Rib: minorjobs hand blew off over into his corber, uckyt for
majorjopb.

Pork: Bad obmer brings in osme aircraft and they're bombign majorjob,
but he ducks, asnd tehy bomb tereible tnka. now thosw rnka are firing
at the airvrastf and the sircradt are firng at the tanks.

Rib; meanwhile majorjob rolls up bad bomber. one, two, three. he
wins,.
let's getr the offical decision.

Prok: ZEwven though majorjon did make the pin, jobbers cannot
win,therefreo te winers are bad bmer ant terriblet asnk and thye retian
the titles aryufn theri traps.

*****axe the *** vs. moby ********

pork: axe the *** with big right hands, but movy sdkc wth a big solash
and it droinss axe the ***.

irb: axe is floating off into the ocean, but moby *** is laying on
the
ring.

pork: axe has floated out ofn shight, and he will be coutne out.

rib: crident moby divck woth the win.

*****arm vs. leg*****

Rib: arm puches eg.

Pork: leg kicks arm,

rib: arm with a slap, and a cover.

pork: leg kicks oput after two,

rib: leg ducks arm's fist, and it connects woth stomp.

pork: one, two, and arm gets its shoulder up.

rib: arm jumps from the top and hits leg. one, tow, but the refere
breaks the count.. apraently, leg doesn't have shoulders, so it can't
be puinned.

pork: kidney with a cheap shot on arm.

rib: leg makes the cover, one, two, and three.

*****title match*****
*****bithman vs. eastewr egg*****

rib: bith,am wiht a piledircver on eater egg, an i tcrakced, and a
chicken cmae out.

pork: the chijkcen sctrated bith,an.

rib: that;s it's finsiher. it calls it chicken scratch.

pork: one, two, but bithman kicks out.

rib: bitman bomb, the chicksn is knocked out.

pork: bith,am with the cover, but the refere isn't counting. jhe's
kicking the egg shell out of the rign.

rib: btih,man is arguning with the referee for nto counting, and
cgicken witha big right wing from beinh. one, two, and bith,an barley
selcpaee.

pork: oh no, minorjobs hand grabbed chicken.

rib: keep in mind that minorjon was blown to piecs and all that['s
left
of him is a hand. oh no, minorjob's hand crushed the chicken.

pork:bithman makes the cover, and minrohojb's hand makes the count ine,
two, three. bith,an retaisn the title.

irb: until nect time, watch out for atomic bretas.

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