Re: [KoRSPW] My pre-tournament promo


"HitMan333" <hitman333@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message news:e0jtqr$gl3$1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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A cacaphony of random letters and symbols. To you, they might mean nothing.
To the world, they embody my greatness. You see, I never wanted to be a part
of KORSPW. Didn't want to get pulled into the spectacle. Not because I
couldn't compete. Not because I couldn't win. But because I was benevolent
enough to allow the rest of you to have your tournament in peace. I'm a busy
man. My time is valuable. I have businesses to run. I have an empire to
build. I have dedicated men and women who need commanding. I don't need the
crown. I already own it. Always have. Always will.

Everything happens for a reason. Every cause has an effect. And when I get
involved in these things, things change. People change. Creative energy gets
tossed into the abyss and emotions are laid bare to be devoured by the vultures
who circle from their newsreaders and browsers. You are food. You are
fodder. You are already defeated. My very attention is your doom.

Does a man need to view all that he owns every second of every day to be
assured that his property remains his? Does a king need to hold a subject in
the palm of his hand to know that he will obey? You have always assumed that
because you wear a crown that it is yours. Titles and objects are transient.
There is but one truth here, and it is this: I have always owned all of you,
but now I wish to feel the weight of the crown on my head, and I will have it.

Every single symbol typed from this keyboard which sits in front of me creates
a permanent effect on this world. Every time I strike a consonant, a new
messiah is born to lead the meek. Every time I strike a vowel, a priest loses
his faith and begins to rationalize his own purpose in this world. And every
time I use punctuation, a Vietnamese child bursts into flame so that his
hungry family may dine. Everything has a purpose, even if its meaning is
incomprehensible to you.

Have I not shown you benevolence? Did I not allow you to post in peace? And
what have you given me? You choose to strive against me in the KORSPW
tournament. You choose to raise your voice against mine. You choose to defy
me like a gnat flitting against my ear. And so, I turn and acknowledge you
before crushing your insignificant ego into oblivion.

Know that I have never looked upon you as an enemy. I have never looked upon
you as a threat. I wish you well in your future endeavors. But now, in this
moment, you stand in my way, and you must be eliminated. I can only hope that,
after I have claimed the prize which I have finally decided to claim, that you
can look back and be consoled with the fact that you were not simply eliminated
by an ordinary man.

You were eliminated by Hitman333. And that is enough for anyone to be thankful
for.

Crown me, bitches.


Credits:
Producer: Hitman333
Poster: HitMan333
Cast: HitMan333 as HitMan333
Original Music: HitMan333
Cinematography: HitMan333
Editing: Hitman333
Casting: HitMan333
Production Design: HitMan333
Art Decoration: HitMan333
Set Decoration: HitMan333
Costume Design: HitMan333
Makeup Department: HitMan333
Visual Effects: HitMan333
Stunts: HitMan333
Writer: GregoryD



holy ***. I'm gone for the weekend but hopefully I'll make it back in time to vote for you.


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