Re: Tomko's new gimmick??

"Lord Hatred" <lordhatred@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message news:lordhatred-CBCA8F.20550230082005@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 
In article <337Re.18068$j63.780315@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
"Smart Ape can break the Masterlock" <Zaius@xxxxxxxx> wrote:

"Lord Hatred" <lordhatred@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> In article <MT6Re.17983$j63.773531@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
> "Smart Ape can break the Masterlock" <Zaius@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
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>> > In article <vD4Re.61115$A%2.729993@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>> > "Smart Ape can break the Masterlock" <Zaius@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
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>> >> > In article <Pj4Re.60401$A%2.725861@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>> >> > "Smart Ape can break the Masterlock" <Zaius@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
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>> >> >> > In article <QP3Re.59147$A%2.718565@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>> >> >> > "Smart Ape can break the Masterlock" <Zaius@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
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>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Smart Ape misses Cheetum" <Zaius@xxxxxxxx> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> He kicks people in the nuts??
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> He should say "THAT'S MAH PURSE!! I DON'T KNOW
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> YOU!!"
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > He can also be the reincarnated Buddha.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I would mark like a retarded baby if Tomko came >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> out
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> a
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Little
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Rascal
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> after
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> being diagnosed with gout.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > That would rule so much. He can also become a >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > prize
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > rose
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > grower!
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> And afterwards, he should be kissing a manequin >> >> >> >> >> >> >> head.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> No wait. That was Snow's gimmick. Nevermind.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > He can join up with HBK and get Jesus tattoos.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Tomko can tell racist jokes.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > Tomko can do a dirty dance with some chick -- but they
>> >> >> >> >> > can
>> >> >> >> >> > switch
>> >> >> >> >> > roles.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> He can become a warlock.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > He can get on the mic and do sound effects for everything
>> >> >> >> > that
>> >> >> >> > happens on Raw.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> He could date a Laotian girl and then mutualy break-up.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > He can form a stable with Kane called the Propaniacs.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> He can become Vince McMahon's caddy.
>> >> >
>> >> > He can get a ventriloquist dummy of Bruno Sammartino and have >> >> > it
>> >> > getting over more than him.
>> >>
>> >> He can become allergic to HHH's dog Lucy, and then move into a dog
>> >> house
>> >> when Lucy doesn't want to live there.
>> >
>> > He can get a crush on Mae Young then get really depressed when he
>> > sees her kissing Sgt. Slaughter. Then he'll eat a 72 oz. steak to >> > prove
>> > he doesn't need her.
>>
>> He gets along well with girls, until he spends time with Matt Hardy, >> the
>> broken down ex-popular wrestler.
>
> He pretends he has a kidney problem so Gwen Stefani will perform live
> on Raw.

He walks around the ring with his tights up to his armpits saying "Vat arr
yu talkin' about?" 

  He works crowd concessions during Raw and is ordered to go through
the ring to get to the other side.

He is quits playing XFL football to play soccer for TNA.
--
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--- "Ever notice that at the start of a cartoon, Casper has no friends, and by the end, he has some. Yet, in the next cartoon, he's friendless again? Therefore, I think Casper is a soul-sucking-vampire-ghost."
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--- 3rd Highest Vote-Getter in KORSPW 2005
--- Space (Animal) Hero #1 of the 1950's and 60's 

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