Re: Tomko's new gimmick??

In article <MT6Re.17983$j63.773531@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
"Smart Ape can break the Masterlock" <Zaius@xxxxxxxx> wrote:

> "Lord Hatred" <lordhatred@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> > In article <vD4Re.61115$A%2.729993@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
> > "Smart Ape can break the Masterlock" <Zaius@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >
> >> "Lord Hatred" <lordhatred@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> >> > In article <Pj4Re.60401$A%2.725861@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
> >> > "Smart Ape can break the Masterlock" <Zaius@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> "Lord Hatred" <lordhatred@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> >> >> > In article <QP3Re.59147$A%2.718565@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
> >> >> > "Smart Ape can break the Masterlock" <Zaius@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> "Lord Hatred" <lordhatred@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> >> >> >> > In article <q0_Qe.15118$j63.633512@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
> >> >> >> > "Smart Ape can break the Masterlock" <Zaius@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> >> >> >
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> >> >> >> >> > In article <lQZQe.15115$j63.632721@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
> >> >> >> >> > "Smart Ape can break the Masterlock" <Zaius@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
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> >> >> >> >> >> > "Smart Ape can break the Masterlock" <Zaius@xxxxxxxx>
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Smart Ape can break the Masterlock" <Zaius@xxxxxxxx>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> in
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> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > In article
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > <nFPQe.13123$j63.584513@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Smart Ape misses Cheetum" <Zaius@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> He kicks people in the nuts??
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> He should say "THAT'S MAH PURSE!! I DON'T KNOW
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> YOU!!"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > He can also be the reincarnated Buddha.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I would mark like a retarded baby if Tomko came out in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> a
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Little
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Rascal
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> after
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> being diagnosed with gout.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > That would rule so much. He can also become a prize
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > rose
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > grower!
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> And afterwards, he should be kissing a manequin head.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> No wait. That was Snow's gimmick. Nevermind.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > He can join up with HBK and get Jesus tattoos.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Tomko can tell racist jokes.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Tomko can do a dirty dance with some chick -- but they can
> >> >> >> >> > switch
> >> >> >> >> > roles.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> He can become a warlock.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > He can get on the mic and do sound effects for everything that
> >> >> >> > happens on Raw.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> He could date a Laotian girl and then mutualy break-up.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > He can form a stable with Kane called the Propaniacs.
> >> >>
> >> >> He can become Vince McMahon's caddy.
> >> >
> >> > He can get a ventriloquist dummy of Bruno Sammartino and have it
> >> > getting over more than him.
> >>
> >> He can become allergic to HHH's dog Lucy, and then move into a dog house
> >> when Lucy doesn't want to live there.
> >
> > He can get a crush on Mae Young then get really depressed when he
> > sees her kissing Sgt. Slaughter. Then he'll eat a 72 oz. steak to prove
> > he doesn't need her.
>
> He gets along well with girls, until he spends time with Matt Hardy, the
> broken down ex-popular wrestler.


He pretends he has a kidney problem so Gwen Stefani will perform live
on Raw.

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Stefan
http://pillartopost.blogspot.com
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