Re: How can I kill someone with a paintball gun???

On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 23:50:05 -0500, "Jeff Goslin"
<autockr@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>Actually, it's the little yappy fuckers that tend to be the most insidious.
>Big dogs tend to be very "up front" about where you stand with regard to
>them. If they aren't happy with you standing so near their bowl, you get a
>low growl. If they are pissed, they bark at you. If they are going to
>attack, they do it right away(following an appropriate sizing up
>period(usually pretty short)).
>
>Little dogs, on the other hand, aren't quite so obvious. They are often
>trained by their owners to sit quietly by, lap dogs, basically. So,
>regardless of most anything else going on, they usually sit around, and sit
>there, and sit there, until you are WELL inside their comfort zone, and then
>they go BALLISTIC. Thankfully, since they are little, "ballistic" usually
>means a nip or two, but still, it's damn annoying that I feel restrained
>from kicking the ever livin *** out of a dog that decides to take a chunk
>out of me when I didn't do anything to it, and had no warning it was about
>to happen.
>
>Yes, I've been bit by my share of yappy lap dogs, for doing nothing more
>than being too close to them(in EVERY instance, I was cogniscent of the dog,
>but actively ignoring it(ie doing my own thing)). I hate little dogs. I
>hate them so very much. FWIW, I'm a dog person, and I've been around dogs
>my entire life, so don't think it's that I don't know how to handle myself
>around dogs, I do.

My grandmother used to have 2-4 Chihuahuas at a time. She had one
that loved to jump on the couch and come after you. The first
occurrence with this one it came after me and the moment it opened
it's mouth I backhanded it against the wall and it landed upside down.
It left me alone for a little while then I go up and went to the
kitchen and came back and sat in the same place again it came after me
and I again backhanded it against the wall which it landed upside down
again. From that point on all that dog would do would jump onto the
couch and quietly but happily come lay down beside me without making a
sound. That is what I call good dog obedience training. :-)


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