Re: More fun with closed captioning

The_Professor wrote:
On Apr 28, 12:05 pm, Ben <komb...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Apr 27, 7:12 pm, The Professor <D...@xxxxxxx> wrote:

Ben wrote:
At the gym, closed captioning transcribed "philanthropy" as "filan
throw pee." Wonder if the Professor is an operator for the service...
Your obsession with the urogential system is telling, and your direction
of that obsession towards me is more than telling, and again, I must
apologize, but I am not interested. I'm not gay...or "Bi". That is not a
condemnation of any lifestyle choice you may have made. My rejection of
you is not personal, it is simply that my biology requires a different
lifestlye choice. I am simply not biologically capable of the response you
seek.
No, no...I wasn't coming on to you, I was referencing your horrid
grasp of the written language. There's a BIG difference, Smiley.

I get it...but I'm actually pretty good with the spoken word...written
word is another thing for me. My excuse is that they taught me to type
when I was in middle school, and I type too fast for my brain! I
appreciate the recognition of the humor in my response! A breath of
fresh air!
That explains everything. Your brain was too slow to keep up with all the doubletalk crap you typed about the blues. It is also too slow to realze that everyone sees through your inabillity to change the truth to fit your purposes after you've been shown to be wrong.

Ha.
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