Re: Mostly OT - Amusing (to me) Hooters Story

Wow! You have a Beemer?


<double_entendre@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> OK, so this could be considered tangentally related to a similar
> "Distracted by a hot girl" story from RSG WI. But I'll still call it
> OT and hope that it generates some amusement for everyone. :)
>
> So this morning I stop in at my friendly Arco station to get my morning
> Coke. As I'm standing at the soda fountain, I hear a voice. Not one I
> recognize, but the kind of voice that a sweet young thing would have.
> I look over at the cash register and there is a drop dead gorgeous
> little blonde thing. Based on the name tag that she was wearing I'm
> assuming she worked at Hooters--the color was right. But she was
> wearing this short fluffy white skirt that covered, just barely, her
> ass. The top she had on didn't quite reach the waistband of the skirt
> so her midriff was slightly exposed and, naturally, she was qualified
> to work at Hooters.
>
> So I turned back to filling my soda, go up to the counter and pay and
> walk out. Happily I noticed that she was still pumping gas so I was
> looking at her instead of where I was going. Click the alarm off on my
> car as I'm walking to it and pull on the door handle. "That's funny,"
> I think, "the door handle has never done that before."
>
> Of course it hasn't.
>
> I'm not trying to open the door to my car--a BMW M3 convertible.
>
> I'm trying to open the door to the Chrysler Grand Caravan parked next
> to my car. They look very similar, you know...
>
> Hope you all enjoy my story of morning stupidity. :)
>
> Bob "Thinkin' With the Wrong Head" P
> Rancho Cucamonga, CA
>


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