Re: Hooked up with a hottie on Friday night
- From: Zaphod Beeblebrox <victor.king1@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 27 May 2009 00:37:06 GMT
Disculpa Senora Adam Xavier, pero did you really mime the following on 5/26/2009 5:54 PM???
Pretty young thing. Said her name was Beth. She's some sort of dentist, but no dental tools went into her mouth this weekend. :-) She called up her ex-boyfriend (who she described as some limp-wristed metrosexual) to break things off on Saturday after a balls deep session. I guess Mr. Limpy was watching the Cavs/Magic game and was crying so hard when she told him that she found a man who didn't apply a face mask after each shower, he tried to blame his loud sobs on the TV and the Cavs crowd when Lebron sunk that 3. After hanging up with the douchenozzle, we then went back to our carnal exploration of each other, something I guess her ex couldn't do without getting plowed on Cosmos.
On a side note, saw some fruitcake in the lobby of the theater a few weeks back begging a transexual to go see that sack of shit Jennifer Garner/McCoughney flick. Had never seen a man carrying a purse before that and then boom, saw two arguing in the lobby of the theater. I'll tell you what...there's a lot of freaks coming out of the closet these days.
<Bowing Deep>
AWESOME!
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