Re: rsfcking college dorm mates

deemsbill@xxxxxxx, if I was in the mood, I'd turn the lights down low and reply with soft music, but you'll have to accept this instead::
On Feb 7, 12:08 pm, "winnard" <8tra...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
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On Feb 7, 11:20 am, "Frisbee®" <discgolf...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

winnard wrote:
I bought my daughter a couple hundred dollars of food to last her a
couple of months at college and her big fat room mate ate ALL OF IT
while she was home for four days. ALL OF IT. My daughter is so
mad at her, she called in tears this morning ready to rip this fat
chicks head off. I have the revenge plan all ready for her. I'm
going to the store to buy some 1) Jerky Treats for dogs. these look
authentic in one of those designer beef jerky packages.
2) I'm open for suggestions please.
winnard

The home-made ex-lax brownies are always a big hit in these circumstances.

   Other than the possible felony charges?

Bill has a good idea, it's not illegal to make the brownies with ex-lax, but
if the big fat hog steals them it's her problem.

winnard

Sorry, but it is illegal. It's just like setting a trap in your
house for a burglar.

Y'ain't frum Looziana, I take it.

--
Yours,
Dan S.
Unapologetic believer and most reverend on USENET


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