Re: Urgent Astrology NewsFlash


"James Schrumpf" <jaspammenotschrumpf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote

Will that be before or after a Spokesman from the Left tells us that
moving the Earth out of the way is the most important issue of our age,
and that all of Earth's economic resources should be centralized
towards building a giant sunsail that will gently move the planet into
another solar system?

Don't be silly! We just need to move it to the other side of the sun,
which will block the gamma rays from us.

How can we make that happen!?!?

Natural causes! We've come full circle, so to speak.

--Tedward


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