Re: My Mom Will Kick Your Ass!

winnard wrote:
My brother is a certified athletic trainer and was working the televised
State basketball tourney, when my mom spotted him on television trotting out
on the court to remove a wad of gum that somebody threw onto the floor. The
announcer jokingly said 'It took that man four years of college to be able
to do that'.
HOLY ***, my mom took it serious and she wanted to crawl thru the
television and strangle that guy! I told mom, 'he's a kinesiology major,
it took him six years' I thought she was going to kill me too!

Well, there you have it:

4 years of college: Finally got an internship. Learned how to remove wad of gum from a floor
2 years later: finally graduated from coolidge

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