Re: "Do you have a penny?"

"Carver Lee" <carverlee@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> "Bill Lang" <wjlmutt@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> Did I give you a penny? I can see the total, and I gave you what I
>> chose to give you. Maybe I don't have a penny, or I've chosen not to
>> give you one of the pennies I have. You have a choice. You can
>> forget the penny or you can figure out how to count out 99 cents in
>> change. Either way, don't ever ask me if I have a penny again.
>>
>
> And no, that is not ALL. I came up to the counter, set my items on the
> conveyor and pulled out my wallet just to give the 'illusion' my shopping
> was complete. I will now return my items to the basket and resume
> shopping..
>
> BUT THANK YOU ANYWAYS.

Another great line many ask is "Did you find everything you were looking
for?"

Half the time I haven't, and since they asked, I'll tell them. "No, you're
apparently out of Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper, but I couldn't find a
stock person to even check for me." "Oh." is the usual response. What's
the point of asking if they never do anything about it anyway.

I also enjoy watching the cashiers do a leisure stroll to do a price check
when there's twenty people behind me in a line.

Aw, hell, I also love it when you're standing five-deep at one of the four
of twenty lanes that are actually open, and a new one opens up, and instead
of the new cashier guiding one of the people who've been waiting in line for
fifteen minutes to their new opened lane, it's a free-for-all, and the guy
who JUST got in the back of our line gets to be first in the new open lane.


.

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