calling out the new c1 teams

Yeah you - duke, maryland, notre dame, michigan state, n. texas,
washington u., ubc, arizona, dartmouth..you know who you are. the
girls left off the dance floor and now being invited back to the pad
for a little grabass after all the other cool chicks left the bar.

i imagine that you were hurt, sullen and pissed when cultimate left
you out in the cold earlier this fall. who would help you now that
you were not in the c1 cool gang? and western washington got a pass?
really you had to be pissed. you probably called up your boys right
away and said "did you see?"

and now, weeks later you're groveling at the cultimate altar and
planning on going to their events. i imagine you're saying "gotta go
to because they really want us now that plan 1 and plan 2 failed.
third times the charm, they like us now and if they don't overcharge
too much and host tournaments in the great white bum*** this will be
a great season!"

so, see you guys at the oregon trail. no, i mean the oklahoma
corral. no wait, we'll be at the seattle thing or the providence
tourney and maybe st. louis. Yeah. actually the ok corral is my
fave. see you homies there. we can get some fivesixseveneight
ultimate gear together.

when we see each other i won't bring this up, i'm sure it makes you
feel uncomfortable with the flip flopping.
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