Re: Namma Srikanth is the greatest selector ever



On Feb 18, 11:58 am, Don <don200...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Feb 18, 4:36 am, Jayen <rsc_pos...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:


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Now that Agarkar has finally gone away, there was a hope that you'd
stop posting drivel, but fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly and
Shridhar's gotta whine and snivel.

And chennai chutiyas like you will keep being the frog in the well
when the
whole world is shrinking and becoming a global village.
Hint of your hypocrisy: why don't you settle down in your great
chennai if you
feel so much for the place instead of living like a slave in western
countries.

Your guess about where I live is about as good as your judgement of
Agarkar's prowess.

Then why don't you be man enough to tell which stinking hole you live
in?
Is it the stinking coovum riverside?

Go ahead and guess - don't crawl to me for an answer.

I needn't crawl over your stinking balls to know that you live in a
shithole.

No, you don't. You seem like you have done enough crawling for a
lifetime.

Not as much as you though crawling over the stinking balls of all idli
sambar fartsos in chennai.


Don't bother - you'd never be able to guess where I live, and don't
ask me just before you tell me that you don't care.

And your scatalogical obsession is boring. Is that the best that you
can do in terms of insults?



Who else can prove to be a true blue son of tamil nadu by selecting
crapsters like
M Vijay and Balaji into the team in place of more deserving candidates
like
Ajinkya Rahane(top scorer as opener in domestics this season)

Why have selectors at all exercising judgement? Just pick the top five
from the statistics list and be done with it.

And say what precisely is the judgement about M Vijay? That he eats
10 plates of idli sambar every day? I guess thats where he scored over
Rahane.

He's the incumbent. Look the word up. He would be given a couple of
chances before he's deemed a success or failure.

Who decides he is the incumbent? An imbecile like you? He crapped in
Duleeps
still he is the incumbent as he eats 10 plates of idli sambar everyday
right?

Good! Glad to hear that your criterion for selection is success in
Duleeps. Why have selectors when an Excel sheet (or you raving) would
suffice?

Yeah just judge everyone by how many plates of idli sambar they have
instead, right?
Why waste your energy playing domestic cricket.

Using domestic performance as a basis for selection is different from
picking the gent at the top of the list.

And just to add the gent needs to be an idli sambar patron which makes
the judgement all that easier.


Whine! Whine! Whine! Poor baby! Awww! There, there, there.

Since the Duleeps are your favourite, here's space for your whining
about how Badrinath who topped the Duleep averages was left out.

He is not the topic of discussion and how do you know that i would
have
opposed his selection if he were to get selected.

You claim that Rahane should be picked for his Duleep performance.
Badrinath topped the charts at the Duleeps. He wasn't picked
Space here for you to maintain the same standards and whine/crawl/
cringe for his selection

Its confirmed now that you are an iumbecile with nil comprehension
abilities.
Rahane is an opener and i was questioning the selection of another
opener M
Vijay over him. Badrinath for all his life cannot be selected ahead of
Yuvraj Singh
at the moment, so his selection or non selection is not the topic.


If a player is selected to the squad, it takes him a little time to
make it to the playing eleven. It is customary to give him a few
chances and to continue with him. Vijay didn't fail in his first test
and his domestic form's been good this season. The selectors would
have to be Shridhars to drop him now after one test and pick another
guy. If they did as you said, they would be justly reviled.

Once again, if the selectors did as you said, they'd be called idiots.
What does that say about your position?

And because you're alarmingly thick, this needs to be stated. I am
actually impressed by Rahane's performance over the past two seasons.
He just needs to wait for his turn a bit. With Sehwag/Gambhir being
the first choice openers, there needs to be a vacancy before Vijay's
tried out. If he fails, Rahane would move above him in the pecking
order. If Vijay succeeds, Rahane needs to wait a bit.

Mostly, the players get a chance, sooner or later. There are some
unfornate cases, like Love, Sharath, Mazumdar etc., but they are
exceptions. In general, I believe the selectors are doing an OK job
and am impatient with any whining and allegation of bias, be it you or
Badrinath.

... Oh, forget it, go away and play with
Kavish and Straightdrive.

I thought straight drive was our gay partner. I am no one to displace
you as his playing partner.


No, I'm happy to leave him (and Kavish) to you. Like attracts like,
BOF and all that.



He is a member of the
squad as reserve opener and is unlikely to play in tests unless
Gambhir/Sehwag go missing.

And if he plays and flops, will you lash yourself with 1000 whipes for
your misjudgement
about him?

This is really rich coming from an Agarkar supporter!

I never accepted any challenge from you dimwits to predict Agarkar's
success.

No, you didn't. No one challenged you to do anything so dimwitted. It
was all by yourself that you made a laughing-stock of yourself in this
forum by whining for an entire decade about how every single selector
and captain were giving Agarkar a raw deal.

Yeah? Like when your imbecile self predicted his doomsday in 2002 only
for him to be back and become the only fast bowler after kapil Dev to
win
a match in Australia.

Sniffing glue, again? Where did I say any of this? Keep your
hallucinations to yourself.

And this time Aussies were the world champions
unlike
in 1981. Its a fact he was given a raw deal as whenever he was given
an extended
run in a test series or ODI series he did wonders for India.

So, you want an extended run for Agarkar in tests when he sucks in
succession, but you want Vijay dropped for his second test when he
didn't fail in his first.

By means of such absurd claims, you made Agarkar a laughing-stock in
this forum over the past decade and jinxed him thoroughly. Would you
do the same to Rahane over the next decade?


Which planet do you infest? Is this your idea of selection of a team
for any sport?

Better to ask yourself that question.

Can't answer it? Or even understand it?

I thought lack of comprehension was your strength not mine.


We'll let the facts speak for themselves.



VIjay's already played one test earlier this season and continued his
good form in domestics. There's no reason to drop him without a fair
trial.

So playing one test makes him a better selection eh?

Sigh! This from a cretin who used to claim that Agarkar needed to suck
in numerous matches before he was dropped.

Don't even compare a wannabe like Vijay to someone who has best SR
among all Indian bowlers in ODIs and taken 290 wickets from 190 ODIs.
Of course, your idli sambar brain will not get this logic, sigh!!!!

Go over the post once again. See if you can understand what it says..
Or again, don't bother - you won't get it.

I know your negative IQ does not allow you to understand what others
say.

Proved the point perfectly.

Nothing to be proved. Its a birth thing with you.


Pray what do you
eat to have such unique brain cells? We can safely exclude Jaffer from
the
list despite him scoring heavily and having played close to 15-20
tests, right?

Jaffer's got numerous chances. His performance in Australia seems to
have permanently soured the selector's opinion of him. How heavily did
he score in Australia, again?

Yeah....he had to fail in 2 tests for selectors to ignore his double
hundreds abroad...right?
If Vijay was in his place, i am sure you would say a couple of
failures does not mar the class
of a "great" batsman......of course if Jaffer ate idlis and dosas
every day as his staple diet
story would have been completely different....

Whine! Sob! Snivel! Is that all you can do?

Better than bitch and moan about some idli-sambar's absence from the
team
and abuse  others with drivel..

Been hallucinating again? You need to keep off the glue. With all your
other problems, you don't need one more.

I can't have as many problems as you crawling over stinking idli
sambar farts
on the banks of coovum and hallucinating chennai to be a world class
city with all its inhabitants natural best in whatever they do.


Again the scatological strain. You need to remain in alt.sex.sandas.



Note he does not eat idli sambar like M Vijay...i get your logic, son.

Another wannabe Kavish.

Better than being another wannabe Straight Drive...

I know, but you need to set your standards a little higher.

I guess your IQ does not allow you to understand what others mean or
is
that a heriditary trait in your lil shit hole of family lineage.

There, there, now go away and play with Kavish and Straightdrive.

Couldn't respond?

Not at all. The response was perfect.

Regards,
Jayen
.



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