Re: Caption Contest #1563


"Colin Kynoch" <colinkynoch@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:39:41 +1100, "Larry de Silva"
<larrydesilva@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>after much thought and consideration
decided that the following would improve the lives of those that read
it:


"Colin Kynoch" <colinkynoch@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:46:27 +1100, "Larry de Silva"
<larrydesilva@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>after much thought and consideration
decided that the following would improve the lives of those that read
it:


"Calvin" <calvin@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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"Master Chief" <susenets2@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/pakvind/content/image/236910.html

"NO BALL!!!!"

cheers,
calvin




Funny I said the same thing in this thread and got told off by SS..

Actually you didn't say the same thing at all.

I can't see any mention of feral Indians in Calvin's post.


But as usual you will get away with it!! SS will be very quiet with you.

Maybe it had to do with more of your scattergun labeling of people as
ferals despite there being no evidence whatsoever that they are. Or
are you labeling all Indians as ferals? Because surely if it is the
latter that would be racist Larry.

It MUST be the water at SS's joint.

More likely at yours Larry.


Go figure, I cant anymore.

And how it is showing at the minute.

No logic to my telling off.

Yes there is you just scattergun telling off all and sundry.

But of couse they are
NOT SL haters........apparently.

Despite your current world view Larry, the world does not in fact
revolve around you.

Colin Kynoch


OK Colin, must be true if YOU say so...................

Larry, the facts speak for themselves.

Your comment was

"We are two feral Indian fans.

You have 'No balls".......!!!" Or do you deny that this was you?

Calvin's was

"NO BALL!!!!"

Note the difference?

I'll help you out, Calvin did not call them ferals, nor did he make
mention of their nationality.


OK


I cant seem to talk sense to you at all these days

Well try talking sense instead of making wild accusations and flinging
abuse round. that would be a pleasant start.

And once you do that how about cutting out the demands for BLIND
LOYALTY, because I will never give anyone BLIND LOYALTY.


OK but then dont ask ME to support you with the hero comment to Higgsy. Cuts
BOTH ways.



but it MUST be ALL my fault.

Larry you were offensive in your demands for BLIND LOYALTY (something
you have not given me, nor would I expect you to.). I attempted too
give you carefully considered advice (which as you apologised to
alvey, you clearly took) which you then abused me for. (BTW a denial
from you that you abused me for this will be taken as consent to
publishing the emails you sent and my replies.)


If you want to go so low as to publish private emails go right ahead. I have
HEAPS of private emails about you from many others here but I wont be doing
that even though it would put me in a very strong position. If you want to
go down to the gutter you go alone, dont drag me down there.


I will not support you firing off abuse at all and sundry, I will not
support you in saying that Murali is legal, I will not support your
accusations of racism of a large number of people in this newsgroup
including me. Your demands that I do so are pathetic and disgusting.
I have conducted myself with considerable constraint in the face of
your abuse. I have even supported you when you have been unfairly
targeted. I have stated several times that the racist Larry De Silva
who has been posting on this newsgroup is not the same person as you
are in real life. And yes you have been racist on this newsgroup a
number of times. It could even be considered that your initial
response in this thread is racist, I know you would certainly consider
it racist had it been anyone else posting it and it had been directed
at a couple of Sri Lankan spectators.


If you think so.............


It takes 2 to tango but not with your particular dance and you must
do the tango all by yourself.

Larry, if you think I have been dancing you are very much mistaken.
I would far prefer to remain friends, and still hope this is
possible, but you seem hell bent on destroying that..


I just shake my head in sheer frustration as to what more I can do dude.

Try being reasonable and not asking for me to do something that you
yourself do not do.


Like asking me to support your non hero comment to Higgsy?????


I have toned my language down

That is a good start (so my advice clearly isn't that bad, as that was
another thing I suggested.)

and tried my level best but to no avail.

Larry I don't believe that at all. You have continued to lambast me
for not offering you BLIND LOYALTY. You have lied about things I have
said. If that is trying your level best then I am the Pope, and I
will give you the mail, I am not even Catholic.

I have no idea what more I can do to revive the good friendship we once
had.

For a start you can stop these ridiculous requests for BLIND LOYALTY,
you can stop lying about what I have said and an apology for calling
me a racist, ***, arsehole, etc wouldn't go astray either.


So in other words ignore you and not say things without fear nor favour as
has been my style here for years. You want me to treat you differently?

Ummm.................OK I will IF it keeps the peace. From now on whatever
you say is spot on dude. Absolutely correct in every way. Happy now???


As for my comment that you have your head up your arse, I stand by it,
if you honestly think you have tried your level best then you do have
your head up your arse.


You are absolutely correct Colin. Spot on. All I can see is Mike Holmans up
here!! WTF is he doing up my arse? Must be where he keeps his trusty
killfile!!!


But you accuse ME of the world revolving around me.

You accused people of abusing you because they dared air their view
that Murali chucks.


You are correct. Spot on.


You call them anti-Sri Lankan, racist, arseholes, cunts, etc, etc,
etc. This may come as a surprise to you Larry, but maybe, just maybe
they were expressing an honestly held opinion and it had nothing to do
with you at all, It also had nothing to do with Murali's nationality.


You are correct. Spot on.


That is SO offensive to me.

Tough. I could lie to you Larry, but the way you are acting in this
newsgroup, makes it look like that is what you are thinking.



You are correct. Spot on.


YOU know the exact work I do,

Yep, and I think your employers would be disgusted by your conduct in
this newsgroup.

it is extremely selfless stuff on a daily
basis.

that you do, which is why I find your conduct in this newsgroup so
unlike you.

I strongly advocate for those society does not give a stuff about.

On that I do not agree, I think that society does give a stuff about
abused children.


You MUST be correct. Spot on. Even though I haven't dealt with abused
children since 1994. They must have been very big children with an
intellectual disability so you must be right as usual Colin. I guess we are
all children at heart eh so you are right to call them all abused children
although some might disagree with you on the abused bit but who am I to
argue with you??



Could I do that IF the world revolved around only me?

Could you post like you have in here if all teh above were true, well
clearly the answer to that is yes. On this Newsgroup you are acting
as if the world revolves around you. You take comment about Murali,
Mahela, Wannarunner, Ashocka as a personal insult.


You are correct. Spot on.


Would I have lasted in
this area of work since 1979? DO YOU really think that Colin?

As I have said a number of times in your defence Larry, the persona
posting in this newsgroup is nothing like the person I know.


If you say so it must be right.


Have I accused you are being bad in your job or being selfish?

Yes. You have said I have used you.


USED my hospitaslity. Yes I think you have to be honest but then again you
know best sdo I must be wrong in my thinking Colin.


Quote me anytime.

No problems.

"I feel violated, used and very very let down."


You are correct. Spot on.


And you say that my head is up my arse.Offensive comments both.

That is the way you are conducting yourself on rsc.


OK.


YOU have made the decision to ditch our friendship it seems ny making
nasty
personal coments.

Larry, that decision was one you seemed to have made sometime ago.

I have NOT made any decision of the sort but if you think I have you must be
right. After all you seem to know me better than I do at present.



If you think my comments have been nasty, then have a close look at
what you have said to me, both in this newsgroup and in private
emails.

You are correct. Spot on.



I have been constrained my comments, despite continued provocation on
your part.


You are correct. Spot on.



Good luck to you and Vanessa and your lovely kids.

Such is life I guess. Sadness at losing a freind is all a part of life.

Given the way you have carried on here I would have thought you were
over the moon if you think you have lost me as a friend.


Ummm.............no. Depressed and very sad comes to mind but not over the
moon. I have NOT made any decision of the sort but if you think I have you
must be right. After all you seem to know me better than I do at present.


I have
offered you friendly advice and you have abused me. I am more than
happy to remain friends, but that ball remains firmly in your court.


No I have just returned the ball (NOT No ball). It is in your back court. It
was a deep return.



I would much rather lose a bloody mere VB final series than lose a good
friend...:-(

Well that is entirely up to you Larry.

I have NOT made any decision of the sort but if you think I have you must be
right. After all you seem to know me better than I do at present.

Laz






Colin Kynoch


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