Re: over heard in the pool room

On Dec 4, 2:15 pm, "Bob Keller" <bk42...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
"Bill O" <lionelb...@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message

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Phil arrived early for the weekly tournament and was practicing by
himself for about 15 minutes when he saw Mike ( a 100 ball run man) come
in. He called Mike over and said, "I just learned something new," Mike
said, "and what's that Phil?" Phil then put both hands on the table
leaned forward, closed his eyes for about a minute, looked up and said,
"I forgot."

But wait

A couple of minutes later he calls to Mike, "I remember." Mike walks
over and Phil says, "I just discovered that if I look at the object ball
and the intended pocket, I can visulize the spot where I have to hit it
to make it." HEllO, what have you been doing for 25 years?

There's more

Sunday the Blaze tour was at the pool room and only 4 tables were
available for customers to play on. These tables don't have Simonis
cloth. Phil called around noon asking if any tables were available for
for non tournament play. When told what was available he said, "I can't
play on tables without Simonis cloth it'll run my game."

LOL!
There is a reason why more players don't play at Efren's level.
Actually, there are a whole LOT of reasons!
Bob Keller
<just have fun!>

Oh Bull *** bob, all of my student play better than him after they
get my world class instruction. He does not no ***. Damn Bob, I
have played that jungle bunny 92 times and dropped him like a bad
habit. never lost to da bum. Half the time I skunked dee skunk hu
smells like one cause he lives in a tree and he dont bathe unless it
rains. I am the greatest.



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KNOWLEDGE AND GRAND MASTER GURU. Ran 5,000 balls in one hour one
handed jack up. Lessons $5.00 an hour, Trick shot show $10.00,
deposit required. Author of two internet articles, gives Efren Reyes
the break, the 7 & 8 and robs the jungle bunny blind. Husband of the
most beautiful half breed *** in Buena Vista, Debra Li. Voted by
the RED Chinese commie mainland women's tour to have the littlest but
fastest ***. Guinness world record holder for the fastest blop of a
baloney to get off, 2.3 seconds. Works for free for AZ trying to suck
Howies *** to be important. Still looking for a sponsor to pay my
bills to send me all over the country to lose like a dog and go 2 &
out like I did every time I showed up. Anybody have any speed to
share?
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