Re: Predicting Lady Luck



On Jul 30, 1:43 pm, John_Sturmond <j...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
In article <1185814562.816750.253...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
Fast Larry <fastla...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

I teach math, geometry and exact physics in my lessons so the student
will clearly know how things work and he can control them

You and Jewett. Two peas in a pod, huh?

What a lying simp you are. Every word a lie.

That's you all over.

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Oh no, I only teach the physics you need to know, the very basics,
even though I had two physics professors enroll in my classes to check
me out and when they were through that is how I got My PHd. I can
teach all that mumbo bull *** Jewie does, but he sells paralysis by
analysis and I sell simple results. They asked one of my first
teachers Fatty what did he think of the new pool book on pnysics and
Rudy said, what's physics, and what does dat have to do wit shootin
pool. You don't need none of dat to shove a ball into a pocket. Take
me, I aint neva been a day in school in my life and nobody can beat
me. I own dat bum, mooosssssssss kone knee, dat wop can't beat my
meat. Mosss Kone knee, what a joke, he wont play for half a pop? How
can he beat me, I am da best.
He is sooooooo boring???????? How boring?

He could walk out into da middle of times square at high noon with a
gas can, pour the gas over his head and flick his zippo and woooof,
and he could not attract a crowd of one. Even his burning carcus
could not draw flies.

Mosss Kone Knee, hows he gonna win, I dont miss.


What I now sell I call natural pool which is hotter than a brand new
Pureto Rican NYC credit card. My students are going wild over it.
What is it, sign up and see, come to Denver and find out. I teach
the fast larry English method, you determine what is logical and
right, then do the opposite and you will be right every time, so the
player then does not have to know or remember squat. So even a ***
for brains moron like you can remember that one. Because of
nitcompoops like you, I sell Kiss in my lessons. Jewie goes thru a 17
point check list before he turns the shot loose, I have nada in my
brain, zip, and when my hand plants, my shot is gone in two seconds
using zero thought. I sell and teach, Zen pool dude, there is
nothing there then that can be written down, but that is probably so
far over your fookin head its like I am now talking to a chimp in a
zoo cage.
If a student forces me to teach or explain all the physics, which one
or two a year does, and I can, I politely tell him I won't and if he
pushes me, I end the lesson, give him his money back and ask him to
leave the private room and fly to San Francisco and take his lesson
from Jewie in the land of fruits slopes and nuts. That student is no
longer worthy of the great ones time and I sure as hell don't need his
money. Jewie is 2 of the 3, you guess which 2 he is? Hint, he does
not wear a hat?

DOCTOR FL...

www.fastlarrypool.com
www.poolchat.net

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