Re: Fantastic skiing

In article <t2bgi499p7uledi33nfr1nerna9jfeu1jb@xxxxxxx>,
DaveM <davex1232003@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:


I thought we'd just go with a coin toss. Or maybe a game of rock,
paper, scissors, lizard, spock.

Do you play Parcheesi? Nevermind. I'll take Spock and Heasd to win but
only if you specify the meeting place now.

I call the "meet" at my favorite coffee shop! BLUFF CALLED! You
Cumbersome Clump! Ill You Informed Ignoramus! You Galumphing Gargoyle!
You Blundering Bag of Bolts!

Sorry. When I get really angry, I resort to 'Dr Smith from "LOST IN
SPACE" insults.' It won't happen again, You Miserable Mass of Metal!


Can the "horse" eat crackers too?

Afraid I might answer this one too, huh? Coward.

(crickets)




CrazyAssAndWetWackjobs_dot_com may be available.

I already have secured much funnier URLs than that.

Prove it! Liar!

Google! All the evidence is there!!!!

I tried. How do you spell Google? And what I am googleeng again? I
tried "Funnier Domain Names than CrazyAssAndWetWackjobs_dot_com owned
by Dave Cartman" and all I got was a bunch of sites dealing with
animated elves, D&D and firehoses. Are those the ones to which you are
referring, because I do find mythical creatures attempting to control
large conflagrations with twelve sided dice to be mildly amusing but
really not "FUNNY" per se.You must live in your mom's basement, huh?

Sure it started out as mom's basement, but now it's an (almost) exact
reproduction of the bridge of the Star Ship Enterprise. It would be
perfect if it weren't for Gram's old sewing machine and Mom's "jiggle
the fat away with a belt while standing up" motorised exercise machine.



I suppose you won the pickle cup this year also in you yacht?

To be serious for a moment, I HATE yacht racing. Hate, hate, hate it.
All that running around, stuffing sopping wet sails down in holds and
trying not to trip over cables and the pulling the spinnaker back out
and trying not to fall out. Ugh! Double ugh! (no offense Horvath and
Walt, but I'll buy my own pickle dishes)

To be cereal for a monet, I hate Captain Crunch and French
Impressionism. It makes my mouth and eyes hurt and one of them feels
like putting on glasses. It just got worse with the Peanut Butter
Flaovoure too (pleas notice that I am fluent in fake French
Pronuncifications also. I can do Colour - which is British- but I am
not fluent.) and in Cassatt's later works.

Sir, don't think for one minute you can "out pretension" me. Beaucoups
artifice, per se.

Pickles are good.

Yacht racing is silly not least of all because Yacht is a such an
obviously silly word.

Check and mate, SIR!

I don't think so! What you have sadly mistaken for a game of chess was,
in fact, a clever game of checkers all along. "King Me!" and clip,
clop, clip, clop, clop. Sir!
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