Re: When will it ever stop.


"Lee Bell" <pleebell@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a
calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did
not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying
weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales
said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off
on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like
'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined
they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with
coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to
say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'." When asked to comment on the
arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons
of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White
House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or
profound statement by the president.

Sorry, I just could not resist.

Here's something to make up for it. It's off topic, but pretty spectacular
anyway.
http://s16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/UK_Neil/?action=view&current=Puppet.flv


very good






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