Re: Turnabout is fair play.



1. Ted Kennedy, Charles Schumer and Barbara Boxer strongly denounce
private
gun ownership. Their bodyguards, however, carry:
A. Berettas
B. Glocks
C. Garbage can lids
D. Slingshots
E. Very heavy purses


2. You and your baby daughter are awakened in the middle of the night by
your
estranged, abusive ex-husband. Although you have a restraining order
against
him, he is drunk and beats down
your front door with a crowbar screaming, "If I can't have you, nobody can!"
You should:
A. Call Barbara Boxer
B. Call 911, and tell them that they should arrive within 30 seconds.
C. Threaten legal action
D. Grab a Ping-Pong paddle
E. Reason with him (maybe he was a abused child).


3. Since 1987, 34 states have enacted concealed carry laws. Violent crime
decreased in these states and the anticipated "Dodge City" mayhem never
materialized. Even critics were surprised. Concealed carry succeeded
because:
A. Sunspot activity decreased after 1987
B. Trigger locks rendered guns inoperative and therefore safe.
C. Sarah Brady scared the crooks away
D. A healing wave of pacifism swept over the hearts of criminals in
the
34 states.
E. Janet Reno said that crime should stop


4. Schools, churches, subways, and restaurants have often been assaulted,
but
rarely military bases, police stations, or shooting clubs. The reason for
this
is because:
A. The targets aren't sitting or kneeling
B. VA benefits are lost if you shoot a soldier.
C. You can't enter an army base without bumper stickers
D. Schools don't threaten felons with detention hall
E. All of the above.


5. Logic, reason, and common sense:
A. Are irrelevant if they contradict your feelings.
B. Should not apply to firearms
C. Defy opinion polls
D. Pale beside hysteria, fear, and political ambition
E. All of the above


6. Every dictator always disarms his victims, before beginning to
annihilate
freedom loving people. The reason for this is:
A. Guns cause crime
B. Guns cause accidents
C. Guns cause suicides
D. Being defenseless in the only way that mothers can demonstrate
their
love for their children
E. All of the above


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