Re: What others are saying about the Case Former CD!

And yet again:

The careful reader will also discern within these volumes the
cabbala-like encoding of Aristotle's long-lost treatise "Semel
Insanivimus Omnes" wherein the original and up-till-now obscure
formulation for the preparation of Greek Fire is given.

In addition, the Case Former will remove warts and clear up stubborn
urinary tract infections. Its powers to raise the dead and summon UFOs
are still hotly debated.

This is real "bang for the buck" value for a paltry six dollars. Get
yours now!

Tom C.

Dr. Pangloss wrote:
> Furthermore:
> The Case Former is slanderous.
> The Case Former is unsafe, and definitely not sane.
> The Case Former is well-written, well-edited, and provided with beautiful,
> blanck and white illustrations.
> The Case Former has great typography.
> The Case Former reflects traditional values for young people, e.g., "Never
> tell a copper nothin'!"
> The Case Former illustrates traditional social controls, e.g. "Tarred,
> Feathered, and Ridden Out of Town On a Rail!"
> The Case Former illustrates state-of-the-art technology, e.g. "On the Forced
> Drying of Pyrotechnic Devices."
> The Case Former gives helpful tips for home and workplace maintenance, e.g.
> "Plumbing With Gunpowder."
>
> You'll read it, you'll love it, and you'll be very glad you paid for it.
>
> Dr. P.
>
> <lightnpyro@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:1130555866.595093.26220@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > And I quote :
> >
> > "I've been reading more of the "Case Former" and can now comment
> > further:
> >
> > It's rude
> > It's often ill-advised
> > It's a poor example to our young
> > It's a source of offense to nearly anyone reading it ... and ...
> >
> > It's a great read with some often snappy writing. Very enjoyable! (I'm
> > in the process of running it all out to hardcopy.)"
> >
> > There you have it, folks. The best entertainment value on Wreck.Pyro!
> > We have a few copies left and STILL only $6.00 each, including first
> > class postage in the USA.
> > Mail checks and money orders to:
> > Lightning Pyrotechnics
> > 3392 HWY-249
> > Brownsville, MN 55919
> >

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