Do not hold in hand.

We've all seen this message on various products. We've seen warnings on
guns and lawnmowers and thought, who could be that stupid. I recently
got a series of 4 photos from my brother of the guy they wrote those
warnings for. They left out don't clench between cheeks.

Photo 1 shows the guy bent over, trousers down, with the stick from a
six inch rocket clinched between his cheeks about 3-4 inches below the
rocket. His buddy stands nearby with a beer bottle in hand.

Photo 2 shows him still bent over and sparks coming out of the rocket.

Photo 3 shows him upright with his back arched, a look of pain on his
face, but still *** clenching the rocket while sparks fly.

Photo 4 show the aftermath. If you've ever seen a launcher after the
rocket has fired, that's what it looked like. Two black patches on
either side, gray around that and a white *** rapidly turning to red.

I've taken photoshop and advanced photoshop, these looked like the real
deal.

I wonder how many times he's been asked, what the hell were you
thinking. Standby for new warnings from CPSC.

Dennis

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