Re: Something on my sensor - Problem
- From: "Matalog" <matalog@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:08:10 GMT
"I Know" <nospamplease@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Mon, 30 Jul 2007 21:01:17 GMT, "Matalog" <matalog@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
I have posted a crop of a normal dust checking image at
alt.binaries.photos.original and I was hoping that some of you could take
a
look at it and tell me what you think it might be. I took a shot of the
sky
at around f/45 and noticed BIG dark spot at the bottom of the image. I
have
posted a normal crop and then the same image with auto levels applied, and
there is clearly something wrong, a massive shadow is appearing at the
bottom of my images shot at f/22 and narrower.
Thanks a lot.
This is just one example of the new rash of invading UFO's that people
are
reporting world-wide. They can usually only be seen when photographed by
DSLR
owners. The reason they always appear in the same place in your image is
that
you have been embedded with a tracking device. The UFO is always tracking
you
from that angle. It appears that they also use the principle of
"constants" in
their pursuits of knowledge, their being fully aware of relativity
principles,
no doubt. In this case even the angle at which they observe you is part of
their
"constants" criteria. On occasion, usually after you have ducked into a
camera-repair shop or house, erroneously thinking that you need to clean
your
camera's sensor, the UFO's inhabitants will take advantage of this
interruption
in their observations. Their leaders will reassign a new UFO and crew to
keep
monitoring your activities.
In a short time you will again find these shadows in your images of
the
supposedly empty sky, but in new places with respect to your viewing
angle. This
being proof that a new observation craft and crew has been assigned to
you. Note
that purchasers of other camera designs are not being studied so closely.
It
appears that these aliens are trying to observe humans that only make the
most
easily manipulated choices, or can't think for themselves very well. I
suspect
this is their need to find those humans that will be the most susceptible
to
their influences and being told what to do. This will be to their great
advantage when they finally invade and take over. DSLR owners will be the
first
to accept their presence and tell all others to just do as they do,
because they
were "told to". The very same reason they buy DSLRs.
I think that "UFO's" should be welcome on our planet, after all it's just
another planet in the universe, no more ours than anybody elses. I do
however have a problem with them on my sensor!
I cleaned it with some pecpads and E2 fluid and it came up clean - as good
as new!
I am getting the impression that you do not like DSLRs? You should stick to
your lower quality images and fear of transcending.
Matt.
.
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