Re: Doggy IQ test, just for kicks and giggles



elegy <elegy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> spoke these words of wisdom in
news:umkqg39cp7cdep61jukb7udp2mekab9k2j@xxxxxxx:

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 17:01:25 -0500, diddy <none> wrote:

This is a test of social learning.

Things you'll need to do this test
- the ability to smile.

How to do the test
1. Pick a time your dog is sitting about 2 meters away from you.
2. The dog must not have been told to stay or sit.
3. Stare intently into your dogs face - when your dog looks at you,
count silently to 3 seconds and then smile broadly.

Scoring
If your dog comes with tail
wagging..................................................................
.. .... 5 points
If your dog comes slowly or only part of the way, with no tail wagging
.................................................................. 4
points If your dog stands or rises to a sitting position, but does not
move toward you ............................................ 3 points
If your dog moves away from you ................................. 2
points If your dog pays no
attention.......................................... 1 point

If your dog looks at you very intently as if trying to decide whether
your brain is being controlled by aliens or if you're really just that
socially retarded.....



LOL!@!!!!
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