If dogs could post to newsgroups would they be jerks too?

What do you think dogs would be like if they could talk and post on the
internet?

I followed the work efforts of people to teach apes and monkeys language.
Some of the monkeys learned over a thousand words and started teaching the
language to other monkeys, but when they were observed talking to each other
they never went beyond wanting something. "Me want toy." At least so far
none of them has asked the more profound questions like, "Where do I come
from? Why you teach me to talk?"

Do you think that dogs would spend their time correcting other dogs and
people on the internet? Or would they show us a better way?


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