Re: Grand Master Akido Dog, Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL [ninnyboy] [jerry] [asshowe]


robcobb wrote:
> <TheAmazingPuppyWizard@xxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:1122256766.126368.161000@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> HOWEDY siFOOL,
>
> si wrote:
> > <TheAmazingPuppyWizard@xxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> > news:1121627392.943689.61270@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > > HOWEDY si,
> > >
> > > si wrote:
> > > > <YourWorstFreakinNightmare@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> > > > news:1121606749.402721.57080@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > > > HOWEDY si,
> > >
> > > > ********************************************************
> > > > Don't howdy me you utter, utter strap-on!
> > > > ***********************************************
>
> Let's talk business, doggy Akido EXXXPERT Blackbelt Dog,
> Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > ***************************************************
> > > WELCOME TO The Amazing Puppy Wizard's HUMAN
> > > BEHAVIOR RESEARCH LABORATORIES, si <{); ~ ) >
> > >
> > > ******************************************************
>
> You're settin in it AGAIN, Grand Master Akido Dog Child
> Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >

Great. Care to share with us the results?

We all know you are full of crap, as usual. What is your point? Give
me your research results and we'll discuss them.

Do you REALLY expect people to think this is some research lab?

What kind of idiot are you???

If it's a research lab, provide us with results, you Tard. You have NO
idea how dumb you look. But that is expected of you...

>
>
> > > > ********************************************************
> > > > Think you are in a western?
> > > > ********************************************************
>
>
> You think you're in your DoJo where you can fabricate
> any truth to suit your mood swings? YOU AIN'T, siFOOL.
>
> You're settin in The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY
> NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
> Method Manual Forums and School Of HARD KNOCKS and HUMAN
> BEHAVIOR RESESARCH LABORATORIES, not your rip off DoJo where
> you only teach what the Grand Master believes and can't be held
> accHOWENTABLE for your own posted case history, siFOOOL?
>
> > > > si wrote:
> > > > > <WardManager@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> > > > > news:1121555640.907363.181060@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > > > > HOWEDY si,
> > > > >
> > > > > si wrote:
> > > > > > Well....yeah.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Your a right little obsessed nut aren't you.
> > > >
> > > > > Seems you're the WON interested in DEFENDING your
> > > > > alleged RIGHT to HURT and INTIMIDATE dogs, si.
> > > >
> > > > > I am the leader....
> > > >
> > > > YOu're a dog abusing coward, si.
> > > >
> > > > ********************************************************
> > > > If you consider that abuse,
> > > > ********************************************************
> > >
> > > HURTING and INTIMIDATING innocent critters is CRIMINALLY INSANE.
> >
> > * Lucky I'm not doing that then. If it were criminal - then
> > it would be against the law. Smacking children in a reasonable
> > manner is perfectly legal.
>
>
> AlthHOWE it MAY BE legal where you live Grand Master
> Akido Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL
> it AIN'T Where The Amazing Puppy Wizard comes from,
> as UNCIVILIZED as we are here in the DEEP S-HOWETH <{); ~ ) >
>
>
> >******************************
> > As it is with animals -
> >********************************
>
>
> AltHOWE it MAY BE legal, that doesn't mean your
> dog won't hold you accHOWENTABLE for HOWE you
> ABUSE him, siFOOL. Ooops, WON THOWESAND Sancho's
> Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR,
> grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
>
> >**********************************************
> > so long as it is also done in a reasonable manner.
> >**********************************************
>
>
> If Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand
> master siFOOL is SO GRHOWENED in his TRUTHS, HOWE COME
> you JUST GOT BAGGED LYIN abHOWET it, Grand Master Akido
> Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
>
> > **************************************
> > The law is with me on this one.
> >***************************************
>
>
> Then HOWE COME you DENY your own POSTED CASE HISTORY.
>
>
> From: "si" <a...@xxxxx>
> Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 03:14:42 GMT
> Subject: Re: Killing a dog
>
> Well, I usually use a red hot poker up its bum!
>
> This is a poor attempt though...I give you a 1
> out of 10 for effort.
>
> A better one would have been something like...
>
> I am trying to breed the most vicious dog possible.
> What combination of breeds would you recommend using
> and how should I treat this dog once it gets older?
>
> Should I be mean to it?
>
> ----------------------------
>
>
> NOT YOU, Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser,
> And LIAR, grand master siFOOL, you'd NEVER BE
> MEAN TO IT <{); ~ ) >
>
>
> > **************************************
> > Therefore, I am also morally correct
>
> >***************************************
>
> EVEN WHEN YOU LIE? Is THAT HOWE your Akido Association
> teaches RESPECT Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser,
> And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> No WONder you're an ABUSER, Grand Master Akido Dog
> Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> NO PROBLEMO Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser,
> And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> We'll JUST BLAME your Akido Association
>
> > * and your judgements are out.
>
> RIGHT. That'd be SUBJECTIVE and subjec to
> PERSONAL PREFERENECES, Grand Master Akido
> Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand master
> siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard ALWAYS
> RELIES on HIS VICTIMS OWN POSTED CASE HISTORY for
> THE TRUTH Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser, And
> LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> > ***************************************
>
> Blame your daddy for that one again.
>
> > *************************************
>
> The Amazing Puppy Wizard's DADDY SEZ: "When
> you GET BAGGED FOR LYING you're MARKED FOR
> LIFE Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser,
> And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> And what with the state of the art of the WWW
> thanks to V.P. Al Gore, your own posted case
> history is indellibly archived FOREVER Grand
> Master Akido Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand
> master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> Do you CHILDREN RESPECT their DADDY knowin he's a
> LIAR Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR,
> grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> HOWE abHOWET your SP-HOWES? Does she ever GOOGLE
> for INFORMATION and maybe takin a peek at any
> thread where Akido might be discussed Grand Master
> Akido Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand master
> siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> We KNOW your KIDS won't be allHOWED internet
> access till they run HOWET on you... on accHOWENT
> of THAT is the HUMAN NATURE of a COWARD, Grand
> Master Akido Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand
> master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
>
> > > > ******************************************************
> > > > then please learn to use a dictionary.
> > > > *******************************************************
>
> Naah. Google got ALL the learnin The Amazing Puppy Wizard
> can handle, and besides, The Amazing Puppy Wizard's Grammar
> always HEELPS HIM with the tough SPELLIN <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > You want the legal definition of ABUSE, si?:
>
>
> > > "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised
> > > for the good of its victims,
> > > may be the most oppressive.
> > > Those who torment us for our own good
> > > will torment us without end,
> > > for they do so with the approval of
> > > their own conscience." -
> > > - C.S. Lewis.
> > >
> > > "The day may come when the rest of the animal creation
> > > may acquire those rights
> > > which never could have been withholden from them
> > > but by the hand of tyranny.
> > > The question is not can they REASON,
> > > nor can they TALK,
> > > but can they SUFFER?" -
> > > - Jeremy Bentham
> >
> >
> > **********************************************
> > Right - now use a dictionary. I suggest www.dictionary.com
> > I maintain that it is not tyranny or abuse. Ask your
> > daddy what abuse is...I'm sure he will be able to show
> > you again.
> > *********************************************
>
> The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ IT IS, and IT IS, Grand
> Master Akido Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand master
> siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > > ********************************************
> > > > I say you are the abuser not using it.
> > > > ********************************************************
>
> THEN HOWE COME Grand Master Akido Dog Child
> Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL WOULD
> LIE abHOWET his own dog, Grand Master Akido
> Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL
> <{); ~ ) > <{); ~ ) > <{); ~ ) > <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > You mean for not physically and emotionally
> > > PUNISHING DUMB INNOCENT DEFENSELESS CRITTERS, si?
> >
> > > "Only the unenlightened speak of wisdom
> > > and right action as separate,
> > > not the wise.
> > > If any man knows one,
> > > he enjoys the fruit of both.
> > >
> > > The level which is reached by wisdom is attained
> > > through right action as well.
> > > He who perceives that the two are one
> > > knows the truth.
> > >
> > > Even the wise man acts
> > > in character with his nature,
> > > indeed all creatures act according to their natures.
> > >
> > > What is the use of compulsion then?
> > >
> > > The love and hate which are aroused
> > > by the objects of sense
> > > arise from Nature,
> > > do not yield to them.
> > >
> > > They only obstruct the path." -
> > > - Bhagavad Gita, adapted by Krishna with
> > > permission from His FREE copy of The Puppy
> > > Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
> > > Method Manual <{); ~ ) >
> > >
> > > "Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
> > > Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
> > > Agamemnon.
> > >
> > > "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress
> > > can be judged
> > > by the way its animals are treated."
> > > ~ Mohandas Gandhi --
> > > Adapted with permission from his FREE
> > > copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits'
> > > End Dog Training Method Manual. <}TPW ; ~ ) >
> > >
> > > Force training JERRYIZES dogs...
> > > and GETS THEM DEAD.
> >
> >
> > *******************************************
> > Nice little poems. Now maybe you can think
> > for yourself instead of quoting ***?
> >********************************************
>
>
> You mean LIKE YOUR OWN POSTED CASE HISTORY
> Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser, And
> LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
>
> > * **********************************
> > a) They are not dumb (like you are)
> > b) They are certainly not innocent (like your daddy)
> > c) They are not defenseless (like you were to your daddy)
> > d) Critters? What a Southern piggylover you are Cleetus.
> > Shoot yer dog for 10 buuurcks?
> > *************************************
>
>
> SHAAAZZZAAAMMM???
>
>
> > > > > thats what happens in the wild.
> > >
> > > > Last nite on National Geographic was a
> > > > program called "Wolf Wars". The Amazing
> > > > Puppy Wizard only caught the last ten
> > > > minutes... but where HE came in, the
> > > > PUPPIES was ATTACKIN the ALPHA mom and
> > > > daddy wolves. The narrator SEZ: "If the
> > > > pups can KILL their PARENTS they'll
> > > > become ALPHA, but are any of them really
> > > > ABLE to be the ALPHA" then it went on to
> > > > SHOWE the five pups TRYING to fend off a
> > > > bear from some carrion they FHOWEND <{); ~ ) >
> > > >
> > > > PRESUMABLY THEY MURDERED THEIR PARENTS, or
> > > > at least RAN HOWET on them, on accHOWENT
> > > > IT'S NATURAL LAW, si.
> > > >
> > > > ********************************************************
> > > > If that happens then it happens.
> > > > ***************************************************
> >
> > > THEN YOU GET THE DARWIN AWARD, and a nice boquet on your grave.
>
>
> You DON'T WANT to BELIEVE The Amazing Puppy Wizard's TRUTHS
> Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand master
> siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
>
> > **************************************
> > Hasn't happened, won't happen. You have 0 evidence to say
> > it will happen, I have years of evidence to say it won't happen.
> > I win.
> > *****************************************
>
>
> Your own dog is TURNIN ON YOU, si:
>
> "Simon Adebisi" <leedal...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:Fdnre.50026$G8.11914@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>
> After a few days he had become quite growly when telling
> him 'NO' and moving him away from household items that
> he was chewing (he has plenty of toys to do that to); he
> is also very nippy and mouthy but I know puppies are like
> that.
>
> I have a very large cage for him and put him in when he
> has been 'anti-social', I have also tried growling back
> at him holding his mouth shut, shaking the scruff of his
> neck and his jowls, making loud noises with pots and pans
> and many other things found on the net and in books but
> nothings working so far.
>
> --------------------------------
>
> BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!
>
> SO MUCH FOR Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser,
> And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
>
> > > > ******************************************************
> > > > Evolution dildo face!
> > > > ********************************************************
>
> It don't seem to fit. The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
> FACE is different from yours. HOWE do you strap
> yours on Grand Master Akido Dog, Child Abuser, And
> LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> Oh, I SEE. IT GOES OVER THAT PINNOCHIO NOSE YOU GOT!
>
> > > You mean, someWON GOTTA DIE, si.
> >
> > > THAT'S what we call STUPID, si.
> >
> > *******************************************
> > Only person that should have died is you due
> > to whatever disease makes you> keep pressing
> > the caps lock key. Must be a nervous twitch.
> >
> > Blame your daddy for that too.
>
> > ****************************************
>
> F. HIM, Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser,
> And LIAR, grand master siFOOL.
>
> WE CAN BLAME DARWIN for overlookin you under
> that cool damp rock Grand Master Akido Dog
> Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> BWEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!
>
> NOT TO WORRY Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser,
> And LIAR, grand master siFOOL The Amazing Puppy
> Wizard will pick up the SLACK for him <{); ~ ) >
>
>
> > > > You challenge your puppy and when IT is
> > > > BIG ENOUGH to DEFEND HISSELF he'll DO AS
> > > > YOU TAUGHT HIM, si.
> > > >
> > > > > DEAL WITH IT FAT CHOAD!
> > > >
> > > > Tsk tsk tsk. Is that the BEST ARGUMENT
> > > > to DEFEND your alphalpha thinkin, si?
> > > >
> > > > > > Obsessed with murdering dogs and abusing little
> > > > > > kids a bet.
> > > > >
> > > > > > You told Simon to HIT his dog, si.
> > > > >
> > > > > > That MIGHT make his English Mastiff TURN ON HIM
> > > > > > when he's abHOWET nine months old and pushin 200
> > > > > > P-HOWENDS <{); ~ ) >
> > > > >
> > > > > > THAT'S The Amazing Puppy Wizard's BREED, si.
> > > > >
> > > > > > You think a punk thug coward mental case like
> > > > > > you is fixin to BEAT UP a 225# dog with a case
> > > > > > of the ass at you for PUSHIN IT arHOWEND when
> > > > > > IT was TOO LITTLE to DEFEND HISSELF, punk?
> > > >
> > > > > Tell you what fat lad.....
> > > >
> > > > The Amazing Puppy Wizard doesn't attack individuals
> > > > for their thinkin problems with childish ad hominum
> > > > attacks si. TRY USING A REAL ARGUMENT to DEFEND ABUSING
> > > > DOGS, si <{); ~ ) >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > ********************************************************
> > > > Again, look up the defination of abuse, fatty.
> > > > *******************************************************
> > >
> > > You mean, like callin people names, like FATTY?
>
> > *************************************
> >
> > Erm...yes fatty. well done. Now I am abusing you.
> >
> >******************************************
>
> Old HABITS are hard to break, Grand Master Akido
> Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> Looks like you're a bit of a HOT HEAD, eh Grand
> Master Akido Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand
> master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> Perhaps you should study some Oriental DISCIPLINES,
> eh Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR,
> grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
>
> > ************************************
> >
> > But you are used to that - so its ok.
> >
> > ***********************************
>
> Seems not as much as you're used to gettin
> BAGGED FOR LYIN, Grand Master Akido Dog Child
> Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
>
> > > > ***********************************************************
> > > > I bet you even think children shouldn't be smacked!
> > > > ***********************************************************
>
> Let's ask your kids Grand Master Akido Dog Child
> Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > You AFRAID of children DOMINATING you if you can't abuse them, si?
> >
> >
> > *************************************************
>
> > There you go again. Linking children, abuse and domination.
> > Can't you let your childhood go? Your father has much to
> > answer for.
>
>
> Oooops! PROBLEMO Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser,
> And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> "You're JUDGED BY the COMPANY YOU KEEP. When you
> LIE WITH PIGS you'll awaken STINKIN LIKE 'm. When
> you GET BAGGED FOR LYING you're MARKED FOR LIFE",
> The Puppy Wizard's DADDY, Grand Master Akido Dog
> Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
>
> BWEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHAHAHAHHHAAAA!!!
>
> SEND YOUR STUDENTS TO A DEATH MATCH with The
> Amazing Puppy Wizard's DoJo, Grand Master Akido
> Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
>
> >***********************************************
> >
> > But maybe it was your mother I am starting to think...
> >
> > **********************************************
>
> You are P-HOWERLESS and AFRAID OR YOU WOULDN'T LIE
> Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand
> master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > > ********************************************************
> >
> > > > They should be....
> >
> > > > *********************************************************
>
> BWEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!
>
> The Amazing Puppy Wizard's DADDY SEZ HE CAN'T PLAY WITH
> YOU, Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand
> master siFOOL on accHOWENT of you AIN'T FITTIN COMPANY
> Grand Master Akido Dog Child Abuser, And LIAR, grand master
> siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHHAAAA!!!
>
> > > You mean, to teach them UNCONDITIONAL LOVE TRUST and RESPECT?
> >
>
> > *************************
> >
> > Yep
> >
> > **********************
>
> You mean, LIKE THIS?:
>
> From: "si" <a...@xxxxx>
> Date: Tue, 14 Jun 2005 02:46:31 GMT
>
> Subject: Re: Old English Mastiff puppy problem
>
> If you do need to disipline her, a quick, sharp
> smack on here back leg/bum will do it.
>
> If you expect her to get over chewing though, you
> migth be in for some heartache. Mine didn't stop
> until they were about 2 years old, no matter how
> much I used to tell them off.
>
> I cannot tell you the number of pillow, duvets and
> other things we have gone through in the last 2 years.
>
> They are pretty much ok now....apart from the odd
> dog bed incident that we won't go into.
>
> Do we get a picture posted???
>
> -------------------
>
> INDEEDY. WE GET THE PICTURE, imbecile.
>
> Oooops! Grand whaaat??? Oh yeah, GRAND MASTER
> AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master
> siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> HOWE can you LIVE in your skin, siFOOL?
>
> BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!
>
>
> > > > *******************************************
> > > > as you should have been (and hopefully were).
> > > >********************************************
> > >
> > > For WHAT, si? The Amazing Puppy Wizard was a WIZ kid.
>
> STILL IS, siFOOL.
>
> > ***************************
> > Hope the poor thing doesn't turn out as twisted as you.
> > ********************************
>
> You want TWISTED, Grand Master Akido Dog Child
> Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> Simon Adebisi Jun 13, 6:45 pm show options
> Newsgroups: alt.animals.dog
> From: "Simon Adebisi" <leedal...@xxxxxxxxxxx> - Find messages by this
> author
> Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 22:45:33 GMT
> Local: Mon,Jun 13 2005 6:45 pm
> Subject: Re: Old English Mastiff puppy problem
>
>
> > Hi Simon, the sale certainly does appear to be dishonest,
> > perhaps it would be an idea to contact the KC directly
> > about the anomolies regarding the date of birth. Especially
> > if the breeder turns out to be breeding more litters than is
> > advisable within the recommended guidelines laid down by the KC.
>
> > There could be a number of reasons why the pups behaviour is so bad,
> > including the actual ancestry of the pup. I gather you didn't get to
> > see either the mum or the dad? It might seem strange, but behavioural
> > problems can be passed on to newer generations.
>
> > I would suggest your best port of call would be a recognised dog
> > psychologist, your vet would be the best to make a recommendation I
> > would imagine. The only one I can think of off-hand is Dr. Roger
> > Mugford but he might not be handy to where you are located in the UK.
>
> > --
> > Lesley
> > CBR600FW
> > SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
> > BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
> > BONY#54P BOB#18
> > Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally
>
> I am in Newcastle upon Tyne. I saw the mother and she
> seemed to have a really nice temproment and when i went
> to pick him up there were 5 fully grown dogs in the garden
> and was invited in with out the master being by them and
> they were really frendly with me.
>
> 2 week then I can take him to training classes but
> I may seek out a dog psychologist befor that.
>
> -------------------------
>
> BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!
>
> > > > *********************************************
> > > > Pity your daddy didn't smack you harder.
> > > > *********************************************
>
> "2 week then I can take him to training classes but
> I may seek out a dog psychologist befor that."
>
> BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHHAHHAHAAAA!!!
>
> "Leprechaun" <Leprech...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:m01Hc.20882$uK.16329@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>
> >Jerry believes he's a dog trainer.
>
> Fortunately, I happen to believe he is too.
> I took a rescued three year old beagle that
> had been kept outside all of its life that didn't
> even recognize or respond to its name to
> Jerry's home (That ugly cinder block shack???
> get real) and in just over one hour of working
> with the dog, he was coming on command
> (not a quickly as he does now, but still...) and
> walking with us on a loose lead.
>
> His "hot/cold" exercise and "come when called"
> command and pack exercise WORK!
>
> > and in all likelihood he's never even been near a dog.
>
> Well, he's been near mine, and done wonders for him.
>
> You don't have to like him. You don't have
> to agree with his methods, but as far as I
> am concerned, I've never seen any other
> training approach that was as fast and easy.
>
> <<<< Rest of original post deleted >>>>
> Ron Flanagan
> Orlando, Florida
>
> -----------------------
>
> Subject: Re: Lab/Rot 11 Months (TEMPER PROBLEMS)
> Date: 2004-05-21 19:22:05 PST
>
> "Zack Pellers" <ZackPell...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> wrote in message
> dlin...@xxxxxxxxxx (Derek) wrote in news:
> 697700b8.0405202039.5c737...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:
>
> Your dog needs to be retrained. Contact Mr. Jerry Howe.
>
> Http://www.DoggyDoRight.com
>
> You can start by downloading the free training
> manual available on the site above. I used it on
> my 4 year old Fila Brasileiro.
>
> When I first brought him home from rescue, he
> was similar to the way you decribed your dog.
> After using Mr. Howe's training method, the dog
> was cured within 72 hours.
>
> -Jack
>
> From: Lindalee
> To: Jerry Howe
> Sent: Saturday, November 02, 2002 2:37 PM
> Subject: Re: dog aggression -
>
> Today Seemed Like A Miracle -
> WELCOME TO WITS' END DOG TRAINING!
>
> Sunshine is still acting like a new dog!
>
> Saw a dog today and "good boy-" worked
> along with calling him-came the first time
> every time. Not even a sound out of him.
>
> Think it is hard for him but he never even
> seemed to think about going off-reacting.
>
> The word come has no affect on him just
> the phrase- -Sunshine come goodboy.
>
> -----------------------------
>
> > > The Amazing Puppy Wizard's DADDY NEVER ABUSED noWON,
> > > not even a defenseless child, dog or even a fish, si.
> >
> > *********************************************
> >
> > But the amazing puppy wizards mother...???
> >
> > ********************************************
>
> The Amazing Puppy Wizard's MOTHER would tell you
> your dog would be TRAINED NEARLY INSTANTLY and
> FOR FREE, to boot if you STUDIED your FREE COPY
> of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End
> Dog Training Method Manual and ASK The Amazing
> Puppy Wizard if you need any additional FREE
> HEELP on accHOWENT Of HE IS the best SenSi in
> the WHOWEL WILD WORLD, GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG,
> CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > >*********************************************8
> > > > Might have knocked some sense into you.
> > > > ********************************************************
>
> Your dog might do that to you, si. You're an ABUSER.
>
> > > You mean, it MIGHT have made The Amazing Puppy
> > > Wizard a COWARD and ABUSER, like yourself, si
>
>
> > **************************************
> >
> > Like I said before. The law is on my side.
> >
> > ****************************************
>
> We're talkin NATURAL LAW, GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG,
> CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> We're talkin THE NATURAL LAW that makes you
> a coward and abuser, GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG,
> CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> We're talking abHOWET YOUR HUMAN NATURE, GRAND
> MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand
> master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > > > give me your address
> > > >
> > > > The Amazing Puppy Wizard publishes HIS address
> > > > and phone number in many of HIS posts. You'll
> > > > have to go look for it, si.
> > > >
> > > > ********************************************************
> > > > Put it here then fat lad!
> > > > ********************************************************
> > >
> > > The Amazing Puppy Wizard DID "put it there," si.
> > >
> > > HERE IT IS AGAIN:
> > >
> > > Jerry Howe,
> > > The Amazing puppy Wizard <{); ~ ) >
> > > 1611 24th St. Orlando, FL 32805.
> > > Phone: 407 425 5092.
> > >
> > > > > and I'll dish out the same treatment
> > >
> > > That'd be a fatal EXXXCEPTION, si.
> > >
> > > > You mean you'd become physically abusive to
> > > > DEFEND PHYSICALLY ABUSING small puppies, si?
> > >
> > > And let's take this opportunity to add small
> > > defenseless children, si.
> >
> > **************************
> > Fill your boots.
> >
> > ***********************
>
> You don't wear boots when fishin for Gators,
> GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser, And LIAR,
> grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> You tie a chunk of old steak to your belt
> and wade in the brambles...NOT TO WORRY
> GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser, And
> LIAR, grand master siFOOL, The Amazing
> Puppy Wizard will publish the INSTRUCTIONS
> right here in the largest printin press
> in the WHOWEL WILD WORLD <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > > ********************************************************
> > > > Whats this big fear of physical punishment you have?
> > > >*********************************************************
>
> The Amazing Puppy Wizard is AFRAID of LYING DOG
> ABUSING PUNK THUG COWARD MENTAL CASES GRAND MASTER
> AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master
> siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> HIS DADDY DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL GRAND MASTER
> AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master
> siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > Punishment DERRANGES behavior, INHIBITS LEARNING and
> > > makes innocent critters children and SP-HOWESES NEUROTIC
> > > and PSYCHOTIC, si <{): ~ ) >
>
> Seems PUNISHMENT likeWIZE DERRANGES the ABUSER,
> eh GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser, And LIAR,
> grand master siFOOL, just goin by YOUR OWN POSTED
> CASE HISTORY <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > IT'S THE CAUSE OF ALL TEMPERAMENT and BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS,
> > > AS PROVEN RIGHT HERE amongst HOWER DOG LOVERS, si. We got
> > > ALL the CASE HISTORY DATA we need RIGHT HERE, to PROVE that
> > > ONLY DOG ABUSERS HAVE PROBLEM DOGS... and the same same same
> > > same goes for children, si <{); ~ ) >
> >
> > ************************************
> >
> > Well, I think tales of your childhood have disproved that.
> > You are the most depraved human being I have ever had the
> > misfortune to communicate with.
>
> PERHAPS SO GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser,
> And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> HOWEver, it is YOU who IS THE LIAR and DOG and
> CHILD ABUSER IN FACT, just judgin by your own
> dog's behavior GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD
> Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >:
>
>
> "It is by muteness that a dog becomes so utterly beyond value."
>
> Like a confessor Priest?
>
> "With him, words play no torturing tricks..., "
> --John Galsworthy.
>
> Don't bet your dog won't tell on you...
> Their behaviors reflect
> HOWER words, actions and training quirks.
> Jerry HOWE, The Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >
>
>
> >*****************************************
> >
> > I think everyone on here would agree.
> >
> >***************************************
>
> Yeah, but they all got dog behavior problems and
> can't fix 'm JUST LIKE YOU, GRAND MASTER AKIDO
> DOG, CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> >****************************************
> >
> > Won't be long before we are reading about you
> > in some newspaper for some dispicable act on
> > small children.
> >
> > **************************************
>
> We was talkin abHOWET HOWE you conduct yourself
> in your DoJo GRAND MASTERAKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser,
> And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
>
> > > >****************************************************
> > > > I think its more humane than mental punishment.
> > > >*************************************************
>
> PUNISH. PUNISH. PUNISH. Did your Akido Association
> ever teach you self discipline and CON-TROLL GRAND
> MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master
> siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > BWEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHHAAA!!!
> > >
> > > Physical pUNISHMENT of dumb critters and innocent children
> > > IS CRIMINALLY INSANE BEHAVIOR, si. You can PROVE IT by
> > > physically PUNISHING YOUR SP-HOWES and see HOWE FAST your
> > > stinkin arse lands in the pokey, si <{); ~ ) >
>
> YOU'RE A COWARD GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD
> Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> > ********************************
> > How come you can't spell? Oh thats right.
> > You spell like trailer trash so
> > I will assume you are.
> >
> > ************************************
>
> YOU'RE A DOG ABUSER GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG,
> CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
> >
> > > >***********************************************
> > > > And your fear of it is perverted.
> > > > **********************************************
>
> YOU'RE A CHILD ABUSER GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG,
> CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > You're a Akido Master, eh si?
> >
> > > Too bad they never taught you self discipline, si.
> >
> > *****************************
> >
> > I am your death and your rebirth.
> >
> > *********************************
>
> YOU'RE A LYIN DOG ABUSIN PUNK THUG COWAR
> ACTIVE ACUTE CHRONIC LONG TERM INCURABLE
> MENTAL CASE GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD
> Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> Just goin by your own posted case history...
>
> > > > > to you and your wife...
>
> And you're a SP-HOWES abuser GRAND MASTER AKIDO
> DOG, CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL
> on accHOWENT of the leopard doesn't change his
> spots GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser, And
> LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > > What's Mrs. The Amazing Puppy Wizard got to
> > > > do with it, si? This is between the dog abusin
> > > > mental cases like yourself, and The Amazing
> > > > Puppy Wizard <{); ~ ) >
> >
> > > > ********************************************************
> > > > Well, the fact that she is probably your mother has a lot
> > > > to do with how you were brought up. Let me guess, you killed
> > > > your father so you could marry your mother. How sweet.
> > > > ********************************************************
> >
> > > We was talkin abHOWET physically abusing innocent dumb
> > > critters, not sexually enjoying the MIRACLE of motherhood, si.
> >
> >
> > ************************************
> >
> > Your grammar is almost as bad as your spelling.
> >
> > **********************************
>
> The Amazing Puppy Wizard's Grammar is VERY OLD
> and feelin poorly of late GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG,
> CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > > > you can rely on it.
> >
> > > > Well then si, The Amazing Puppy Wizard will
> > > > be eager to meet an greet you at HIS HOWES:
> > > >
> > > > Jerry Howe,
> > > > Director of Research,
> > > > BIOSOUND Scientific
> > > > Director of Training,
> > > > Wits' End Dog Training
> > > > 1611 24th St
> > > > Orlando, FL 32805
> > > > Phone: 1-407-425-509
> > > >
> > > > HOWEver, HE DON'T ACCEPT UNINVITED GUESTS
> > > > and HE DON'T ENTERTRAIN at HIS HOWES.
> > > >
> > > > > And the best thing is...there is nothing
> > > > > you can do about it!
> > > >
> > > > The Amazing Puppy Wizard SPECIALIZES in SECURITY, si.
> > > >
> > > > > > Whats it like to be jerking off in a pile of
> > > > > > your own *** whilst reading guns and ammo?
> > > > >
> > > > > We was talkin abHOWET you tellin Simon to FIGHT
> > > > > with his English Mastiff puppy on accHOWENT of
> > > > > NHOWE is the time to DISCIPLINE the dog pryor
> > > > > to IT bein TOO BIG to HURT and INTIMIDATE, si.
> > > > >
> > > > > THAT'S HOWE COME dog lovers like you MURDER your
> > > > > own DEAD DOGS when they TURN ON YOU, and then you
> > > > > BLAME THE DOG or the BREED on accHOWENT of IT wasn't
> > > > > BUILT to TAKE PUNISHMENT, dog abuser <{); ~ ) >
> > > > >
> > > > > Like I say fat lad...
> > > >
> > > > Is THAT the BEST insult a dog abusing coward can come up with?
> > > >
> > > > > its no fight at all!
> > > >
> > > > The Amazing Puppy Wizard doesn't take KINDLY
> > > > to bein threatend with violence, si.
> > > >
> > > > ********************************************************
> > > > Ohhh....memories of your daddy coming flooding back?
> > > > ********************************************************
> > >
> > > We was talkin abHOWET daddy's earnin RESPECT by
> > > physically abusing their children, si <{); ~ ) >
> >
> >
> > ************************************
> >
> > Like I say -
> >
> >******************************
>
> 'AS' you sez Grand Master Of The Silver Tongue
> GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser, And LIAR,
> grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> >***************************
> >
> >************************************
> > your defination of abuse is not the real definition of abuse.
> >
> >**************************
>
> YOUR DOG SEZ otherWIZE GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG,
> CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
>
> >**************************
> > You think one reasonable smack is abuse
> >****************************
>
> INDEEDY GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser, And
> LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> >*********************
> >but no one else does.
> >*******************************
>
> THAT'S HOWE COME DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS
> GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master
> siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> >***************************
> >
> > It is your perceptions that are twisted.
> >
> > ********************
>
> It is NATURAL LAW GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD
> Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> Same as your Jesus taught GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG,
> CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> IT WAS THE SAME MENTAL CASES MURDERED HIM, GRAND
> MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand
> master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> INBREEDING IS NOT PHYSICAL, IT'S SPIRITUAL.
>
>
> > > > > Game over! Delt with!
> > > >
> > > > The Amazing Puppy Wizad PREFERS to await your arrival.
> >
> > > > ********************************************************
> > > > See you in October then...
> > > > ********************************************************
>
> You are a COWARD GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD
> Abuser, And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> > > The Amazing Puppy Wizard eagerly awaits your visit...
> > > We'll do some fishin, and talk abHOWET dog trainin.
> > >
> > > You like Gator Soup? We'll catch WON for lunch.
> > >
> > > The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{); ~ ) >
> >
> >
> > ************************************
> >
> > Shame your people skills aren't as good as your
> > (alledged) doggy skills.
> >
> >*************************************
>
> BWEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!
>
> "sHAME" GRAND MASTER AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser,
> And LIAR, grand master siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> You SHAMED your Akido Association GRAND MASTER
> AKIDO DOG, CHILD Abuser, And LIAR, grand master
> siFOOL <{); ~ ) >
>
> Although there's some LOUSY advice here this
> poster offered you SOME half decent advice
> despit that she got the same problem:
>
> Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 23:38:20 +0100
> "Simon Adebisi" <leedal...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:Fdnre.50026$G8.11914@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: Re: Old English Mastiff puppy problem
>
> Hi Simon
>
> I agree things don't sound quite right here. However,
> you now have your pup, and seem to want to do the best
> for him.
>
> I'm no expert, just a pet dog owner, but to be seriously
> "growly" at 9 or 5 weeks seems rather strange. I would
> have thought it was more likely to be usual puppy noises.
> I, personally, wouldn't try banging pots and pans - the
> poor wee soul will be terrified (and no wonder!), especially
> if he has had a dodgy start in life, as seems to be the case.
>
> I'd also never suggest putting a pup in a cage as a punishment -
> a cage is supposed to be his "sanctuary". He should be happy in
> there, not stuffed in when he is bad. All the advice I have had
> tells us to make it pleasant and comfortable. The door should be
> left open as often as possible to allow pup to wonder in as he
> wishes. Both my spaniels have been used to their cage
> from about 7 weeks and both trot in happily to bed.
>
> Instead of having to say "No" a lot when pup chews things,
> try to puppy-proof your home. (Okay, so my two ate my whole
> kitchen a few years back, plaster and all. What do I know?
> LOL) Keep important items out of reach and restrict his play
> area if need be. Praise him for playing with the toys.
>
> Make them exciting for him by playing with them too.
>
> How "nippy" is he? As you say, all puppies use their mouths.
> He needs to learn "bite inhibition". Normally, playing with
> littermates teaches them this. When he bites, yelp sharply
> as if you are hurt and ignore him for a few minutes.
>
> He should soon learn. All dogs are different though. Wookie
> and Ellie were terrible for this, while Toddy hardly ever
> tried. All got it in the end though!
>
> If your boy has been deprived of the company of other dogs
> while young, he will not have learned any "manners". Mixing
> with your parents' bitch is a good idea, as is mixing with
> other dogs in general once vaccinations are complete.
>
> I suggest you find puppy classes with a good trainer.
>
> There is nothing like playing with another dog!
>
> Good luck and let us know how you get on.
>
> Lisa
>
> "No matter how little money, and how few possessions
> you own, having a dog makes you rich." (Louis Sabin)
> Pictures of my pets:
> http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/mypetpix/my_photos
>
> "Simon Adebisi" <leedal...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:Fdnre.50026$G8.11914@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>
> > Hi Here is my problem.
>
> > I bought an advertised KC registered male Old English Mastiff puppy from a
> > breeder a few weeks ago. As advertised
>
> > the pupwould be 8 weeks old when it was ready to be picked up. I rang the
> > breeder and went to see the pup and was
>
> > told he would be ready the following weekend fully weaned. At the time the
> > breeder said that the mother of the
>
> > pups had got an infection on her leg leaving her milk infected and 10 or
> > the 13 pups had died and had to hand
>
> > feed the remaining 3 this meant that he had had only a few days contact
> > with his mother. After a few days he had
>
> > become quite growly when telling him 'NO' and moving him away from
> > household items that he was chewing (he has
>
> > plenty of toys to do that to); he is also very nippy and mouthy but I know
> > puppies are like that. I have a very
>
> > large cage for him and put him in when he has been 'anti-social', I have
> > also tried growling back at him holding
>
> > his mouth shut, shaking the scruff of his neck and his jowls, making loud
> > noises with pots and pans and many
>
> > other things found on the net and in books but nothings working so far. It
> > took me ages to get my KC
>
> > registrations and receipt back from the breeder but when I did the birth
> > date on the receipt was 3 weeks earlier
>
> > than I was told making the pup at pick up time ONLY 5 weeks old! The date
> > of purchase on the KC form however was
>
> > 4 weeks later than I actually bought him making it seem like 9 weeks when
> > I got him, very strange and dishonest
>
> > no?
>
> > I have the option to bring my parents bitch dog up for a few weeks to get
> > him social do you think this would be a
>
> > good idea (he has met her before and she seemed to tell him what's what)?
> > Does anyone have anyother suggestions?
>
> > Thanks In Advance
> > Simon
>
>
> From: "si" <a...@xxxxx> r
> Date: Thu, 3 Jun 2004 14:18:28 +0100
> Local: Thurs,Jun 3 2004 9:18 am
> Subject: MAD OLD DOG WALKER
>
> Stumbled across an old man today who had a staffie on a lead. My dogs
> were
> running free, ran up to the staffie to play but backed off and lost
> interest
> when it barked at them. Fair enough...no harm done.
>
> He then asked why they weren't on a lead. I said because they don't
> need to
> be. He said well its the law. I said that he was wrong and that I
> know the
> law and there is not such law. He said all dogs must be on a lead when
> there are other dogs around. I said that he was wrong again - no such
> law.
>
> He then said....and this is the part where he proved to me that he was
> THICK. Well, its unfair that you can have yours off the lead and mine
> has
> to stay on one.
>
> Now lets take a look at that seeming clever retort. If his dog was off
> the
> lead and my dogs were on the lead - his dog would still attack mine -
> just
> mine wouldn't be able to get away from it.
>
> What a moron!!!
>
> I also said that my dogs don't bite. He said thats rubbish - all dogs
> bite.
> I said they don't bite other dogs and they don't bite humans. Thats a
> fact.
> He said do they eat? I said yes. He said well they bite then! I
> asked him
> if he eats? He said yes. I said well you bite then...maybe you should
> be
> on a lead. He said he wasn't a dog. I said so?
>
> Due to completely loosing that line of arguement he then tried to make
> some
> quip about how he would bet I paid money for my dogs. I said that 1
> was
> from a rescue centre and that yes, we paid £200 pounds for the other
> one.
> He said something about paying money when there are loads of dogs in
> rescue
> homes. I said at the end of the day its all about choice and freedom
> to
> choose. If I want to pay £1,000,000 for a dog I will. I can afford
> it
> (well, maybe not 1,000,000 - but you get my point). Why souldn't I get
> the
> dog I want? Why settle for second best? Might as well get the one you
> want
> as you'll be hapopiest with that one and it will be happiest with you.
>
> Anyways...look at what would happen if the whole country went out and
> never
> bought a dog - only got a dogs from rescue homes. The dogs that cost
> £500
> and £1000 would drop in value to £0. The owners wouldn't want all
> those
> worthless pups around their house and would have to give them to rescue
> centres. So they would all become resue centre dogs anyways. The next
> year
> they might not bother having any pups. There would be a dog shortage
> in the
> country as even the rescue centres would have none left apart from the
> odd
> accident. So these accident dogs would end up being sold for a lot of
> money. So then the breeders would start again and so the cycle starts
> again.
>
> So in there any law in this country (Teesside England BTW) about dogs
> and
> leads. My 2 don't even qualify as a dangerous breed.
>
> All dogs should be on a lead if other dogs are around.. Especially if
> there are laws in your area.. You are wrong, the old man is right.. you are
> a putz

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