Re: Da trip to da Mountains

WHEE!!!! DIS IS COOL! Harri, look at dis - you can climb highhigh here!
I'z higher dan da birdies!

Ranger

[Ranger is having so much fun and is so excited that he hasn't been
looking around very carefully. He hasn't noticed the really big bear
stretched out on top of the boulder just above him, soaking up the sun.
He just about jumps out of his fur when the bear speaks.]

This is a fun place to climb but you need to be careful in the rocks,
little one. It is said that there are caves that are accessable only from
within the openings under these rocks, caves believed to be home to
mystical creatures. Every once in a while strange cats speaking with
Celtic accents are seen around here, and they are always seen arriving
from and departing through these very rocks.

Ranger: Err, fangu mister Bear, sir. You scared mineownself! I din't know
you was there. Ummm, is you a friendly bear? A bear dat likes kitties? As
friends, that is, not as snacks?

Bear: Yes, little one. I'm one of the patrol bears here - I work for
Harry Bear. All of the forest critters around here get along just fine.
Our dear friend Cleopatra made sure of that. We all look out for each
other.

Ranger: Whew! Dats a releef. Ayway, fangu Mr Bear, sir. I will be
careful, an I won't go into no caves or talk to no strange cats. Unless
dey talk to me first, of course.

Ranger
.

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