Re: And...

i have always managed to keep it to myself, but the DH.... now understand,
he is err, reserved at his best... very polite and proper... but once in a
while he shocks and pleases me with an audable chunck of verbage that is
just too thrilling...

we were at a casino that has a family assistance room, so when i can i use
that because i know where everything is, and its generally cleaner than the
big ones... i am doing what needs doing, just after i clicked the door
locked, i hear this violent rattling of the knob... a shrill woman's voice:
honey, honey, do you need help? i can come in and help??? are you ok in
there all alone>>??? please respond dearie or i will go get scurity to help
you...

I think: dear god, please let security see her and take her away, must be
one too many adult beverages... I flush...

OH MY GOD!!!! are you ok!!!,

now DH evidentally had been girl watching or something and i hear the very
polite cultured voice of the DH with the barely noticable chicago accent
say: can i help you ma'am, the room is occupied...

shrill woman: yes she handicapped and i am sure needs help she went in ther
ALONE!!!

Soft DH with culured voice*which I can now tell is trying to not burst out
laughing* says: yes she has some diabilities, one of which is an extremely
short temper, which has been made worse by impending menopause, and of
course she is blind, but in the twenty plus years i have known her wiping
her a** has not been one of them...

dead slience until i came out of the room...

DH is leaning up agains the wall with his face almost smooched into it
trying to not laugh husterically... he said she got a look on her face that
was somewhere between horror at his bluntness, and even more horror at the
concept of actually entering the bathroom and being confronted with what she
might have been asked to do by a less able person...

and this is why he only has to make me laugh once a month, the funny usually
makes me gigglgle for at least that long, Lee
"tanadashoes" <tanada@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:LdCdnRGymvRHYk3WnZ2dnUVZ_rmdnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Stormmee wrote:
no its a dammed either way, the ones who want to help and grab you get
offendd if you say no thanks, and the ones who know a blind person ask
before ever putting a hand on you... and besides my acid toungue is so
hard put to stay silent i often have all i can do to say things like:

no thanks, i have been taking a sh*t on my own for 45 years now, and whle
i anticipate needing wiped in a few years NOW is not that time and YOU
are not who i intend to pay to do it...

Lee



That is TOO funny. Thanks,

Pam S.


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