Re: I got attacked and tag teamed. I can't believe them



<raspberry with a smile>

"Granby" <spaz@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Hihi this is O T mahoney an oranje kitty. As a human, you failed this
time. They was just trying to help you. You said u had lost weight, were
feeling better etc. They had your own best interest at heart. Behind his
paw (da gramby is laffing so hard her has water in her eyes.)
"Matthew" <iamacatslaveand@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Today I was attacked and tag teamed big time. I am used to having my
rear kicked by a 2 year old 7lb girl. But I got tagged team just a few
minutes ago. LITTLE DEVILS

Today they had a soft opening of a New Kentucky Fried Chicken near where
I live.

They had everything 50-80% off; plus you could use coupons and they were
only open from 11 am - 3pm. So I said what the heck I am trying to stay
away from fast food. Need to lose weight and doing this plus the gym I
have lost a bunch and starting to feel better.

So I went and got their loaded box meal combo comes with 2 sides, a KFC
snacker sandwich, a med drink and a piece of chicken; drumstick or thigh.
I lucked out and they gave me a breast instead. They ran out of dark
meat extra crispy plus they ran out of med drink cups so I upgrade to a
large diet Pepsi for free. Normal cost 7.79 plus tax got it for 50% off
plus the free up grade.

I got mom a chunky chicken pot pie plus medium diet Pepsi which was
$5.79 got 60% off plus had a coupon that made the combo $4.00.

Now I had plenty to share with the furballs and mom for lunch today.

Well I came in the door and man it I should have known I was in trouble.
They were doing their best to make me trip. Now they are usually good at
waiting they know they will get a share if they can eat it.

I gave mom her meal. They went in there to see what she had. AS SOON AS
I opened my box I was jumped. It was a silent stampede. They got up on
the table which is a big no no. And were literally trying to grab the
chicken breast from my hands. I put Rumble and Phantom down only to see
in the corner of my eye that Limo is now licking the chicken breast. I
grab her and put her down. Rumble and Phantom are doing the dance trying
to jump up but I would not let them. Ka'shay is around my feet nuzzling
me. I reach down to pet her and to give her the first piece of the
chicken since she waited like a little lady. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.
They have her trained.They attacked. Phantom when for the mash potatoes.
Rumble grabbed the chicken breast and Limo tried to grab the potatoe
wedges. The chase was on I grabbed Rumble before he got out the door.
I got into a wrestling match with a growling claw slashing 13 lb
Tasmanian devil in disguise. I got some new war wounds. Put him down
grab the coffee can with Marbles and let them have it. Chased them all
out of the room.

Of course now Mom is laughing It is hilarious now but not than. I did
break the chicken up and give them each a share but I have retreated to
my room and the DOOR IS CLOSED.

<Matthew eating his lunch with one eye watching the door waiting for them
to use the door knob>

For all you that don't think they know what they are doing TRUST ME THEY
DO AND THEY MAKE PLANS.

BE AFRAID
BE VERY AFRAID





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