The Great Catnip Heist

I woke up very early this morning and had to go pee. Came out into the
livingroom to find a large swath of *something* all over the livingroom
floor. Looked like some kind of spice. Looked like... hey... there's an
empty plastic bag on the floor, what does it say? OMG, catnip!!

*Someone* (my guess is that it's someone of the tuxedo variety) managed
to pull the bag of catnip from the broken drawer in the kitchen, which,
because of its malfunction, is always a crack open. "He" brought it into
the living room and tore into it.

No wonder he kept sitting on my bedroom floor and meowing at nothing! He
was stoned out of his gourd! So was Roxy. Smudge was sleeping innocently
on my bed and didn't know anything about this until several hours later
when I got up for good. Then she, too, was rolling in it.

So I've left it on the floor for now, but soon I will get out the sucky
monster to clean it up. Until I'm ready to do housework, they might as
well enjoy it.

Joyce
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