Software that prevents cats from emailing

http://crave.cnet.com/8301-1_105-9724139-1.html?tag=nefd.only

My first thought, upon seeing the topic line, was "Horrors!" Then I
realized that it was only intended for cats that weren't internet-
savvy, like the ones that post here. :o)

Seems that someone says they've written a program to detect when a cat
is walking across the keyboard, to protect the human users from having
a cat step on the wrong key(s) and send an incomplete email, foul up
an electronic payment, etc.

It's probably easier just to show one's cat how to use RPCA and
RPCC. ;o)

Donna

Captain: Whatta ya MEAN it doesn't let cats send email?
Stanley: We don't email. We post on usenet. That's different.
Captain: Oh, OK. That's better.

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