Wal-mart Greeter
Wal-Mart Greeter
A very loud, grossly over-weight, and very unattractive woman walked
into
Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning, and
welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no! They
ain't no twins! Oldest one's nine, and the fat one's seven. Why the
hell would you think they're twins? " "Are you blind, or just stupid?"
In a very pleasant tone, the greeter responded, "I'm neither blind nor
stupid. I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice."
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(alt.support.stop-smoking) - Re: OT - Fridays Joke
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(rec.martial-arts) - Re: quote of the day
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