OT - GB Joke
A Thief in Paris
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from
the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past
security, stole the paintings and made it safely to
his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his
van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind
such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he
replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
painting...I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van
Gogh."
(And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this.)
Well, I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
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