Re: OT ~ The Carbon Credits Smokescreen



On Apr 26, 4:52�pm, Lone Haranguer <lin...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
JanOrm...@xxxxxxx wrote:
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/48e334ce-f355-11db-9845-000b5df10621.html

......a.k.a. The Al bin Dover Goring scheme.

Jan Orme
"Follow the money."

Sure, blow the whistle just when I've got all the certificates printed up.

I even had the brass plates ordered so the buyers could have their name
tacked to a specific carbon-gobbling tree and gain credibility.

Now what?

What about my deals with the reservations in Minnysoda where they have
trees they haven't even counted yet.  We expected to milk the casino
crowd twice over......  Oh woe and damnation...
LZ
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We can still pull it off, LZ.

There are a ton-o-dummies out there with no clue.

How about we start a Nevada Whore House Ranch
with Four Whores. We call it:
"Let The Four Winds Blow Bunny Ranch"

We power the sucker up using.....of course....
wind turbines. We advertize that fact and also
that we use nothing but "green florescent" bulbs
to light the joint.

If the wind doesn't blow, we use GB's Prius on
a set of rollers to power up a Genny. Actually,
we should probably hire GB to manage the place.
He will dot every i and watch those girls like a
hawk. Eh, GB?

Then we sell Carbon Credits!

Let the Ca$h Register Ring!

Al will be jealous.

Jan Eric Orme....and his Green Ho Carbon Orchestra!
"Follow The Money"


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