OT: I have to leave town, FAST!

My daughter, a member of "The Pride of Nebraska," the UNL marching
band was told at a meeting today that Tom Osborne would be speaking at
the band's annual banquet. She asked "who's that?"
I see the hordes now have the new and improved torches burning as they
wind their way up my street. The bubbling tar pot is mounted behind a
John Deere and the feathers are pheasant.
Just may be looking for shelter as I head out of country. If someone
shows up at your door disguised as something more acceptable, such as
a Yankees fan in Boston, just let me sleep in your shed. I'll be gone
in the morning.
Frank Reid
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