Re: Red Cross update


<rdean3REMOVE@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Since I was back over in Han*** County today, I went back by the check
> handout center. Got a check in the name of Kenneth Herbert Walker
> Fortenberry, the missus, BJ, and the kids, Wolfgang and lil' baby Dave,
> (told them my wallet was stolen by some scurrilous *** Republican
> Baptist Jews from that crooked Salvation Army), cashed it (I'll bet the
> ladies at the bank are still laughing) and used most of it to buy
> groceries, which were taken to some truly needy folks. Couldn't resist
> using 20USD to buy a money order, which will either be sent, in the
> entire family's name of course, to the GOP...or the Tom DeLay Defense
> Fund...
>
> OK, OK, OK, so I maybe I'm fibbing just a tad...told them my wallet was
> lost while I was trying to beat a drowning darkie off the gunwale while
> I was out on my daily pimped-up Cadillac count...
>
> But the Red Cross is coming around - they were driving around in their
> "ERV"s passing out Little Debbie oatmeal pies and little cups of apple
> juice for lunch...at 2:30. Of course, several local church groups had
> already been around with things like red beans and rice, gumbo,
> jambalaya, etc.

O.k., so, what's funnier, dicklet's persistent belief that after years of
inadvertent self-exposure in ROFF (a process over which he obviously has not
a shred of control) he can still fool people......or the fact that he is
demonstrably right? :)

Wolfgang


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