Re: I'm heading to Mexico


"JB" <JayBeeee@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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| Craig wrote:
| > Am I missing something? Yes, I realize it was satire, but I felt like it
| > was trying to prove the points made by the anti-immigration group.
| >
| >
|
| You're not missing anything. The points raised and maintained by what
| you call "anti-immigration groups" (which, if you wanted to be accurate,
| you would label as anti-*illegal*-immigration groups) are totally
| rational and justifiable. That satirical letter points out the
| absurdity of the positions held by groups who are defending the "rights"
| of people who enter this country *illegaly!*


To a point.

Excluding, of course, these:

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo
from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police
officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on
my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and
Don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and
never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place
on the economy.


How many illegal immigrants wear badges on their chests reading "illegal
immigrant"?



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