Re: why does the yoplait spit at me?

Craig wrote:
> mr rapidan wrote:
> > I used to eat Dannon's yogurt. My wife prefers Yoplait. OK, fine, I'm
> > not going to the mat over yogurt brand, so now I get a container of
> > Yoplait in my lunch every day. It's slightly different than Dannon's,
> > but it's yogurt, it's fine. But - Dannon's never, ever gave me any
> > problems when I opened it up. Three days out of five the damn Yoplait
> > will spit in my face when I try to rip off that fucking foil top and
> > I'm getting pissed about it.
>
>
> Open it in her face until she agrees to switch.
>
>
I've had about 10 hilarious punchlines for this but none I want to
share with the group.

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