Re: why does the yoplait spit at me?

mr rapidan <jminpa@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
: I used to eat Dannon's yogurt. My wife prefers Yoplait. OK, fine, I'm
: not going to the mat over yogurt brand, so now I get a container of
: Yoplait in my lunch every day. It's slightly different than Dannon's,
: but it's yogurt, it's fine. But - Dannon's never, ever gave me any
: problems when I opened it up. Three days out of five the damn Yoplait
: will spit in my face when I try to rip off that fucking foil top and
: I'm getting pissed about it.

obviously your ungrateful yogurt hates freedom, and would prefer you refer
to it as 'pierre' in the future.
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