The proper characterization of Charlie's supposed "Narcissism"

BILL IS PREJUDICED!!!! This is the peoper information taken from my
autobiography, to be published when Placido retires.

NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY:

1. The love and admiration of at least 5000 people, including
friends, opera divas, students, and my mommy (unless I didn't clean my
room)

2. Is recognized as one of the greatest bass-baritones to have ever
sung 50 roles without ever having taken a course in music, owing to
his fabulous memory and perfect pitch.

3. Knows how special he is because when he looks in the mirror, it
does not ever break.

4. Is rather surprised that anyone would be jealous of him,since
jealousy is a destructive element.

5. Loves to be loved and always gets his wish because he is indeed
kind,generous,lovable, and a few other adjectives but I am too modest
to list them.

6. Has fantasies of being King of the Universe, and if this happened,
he would outlaw fools, hypocrites, idiots, evil-doers, and forensic
pathologists

7. Can spell korrektly the names of every single opera singer who
ever lived......especially names like Gheoourgghiu and Paviratti.

8. Helps every single lady across every street..even if she is a
hooker...and i get a big discount.

9. Is often kissed on two cheeks (ONLY TWO) by a famous Russian
baritone.

10. Lets members of Ancora kiss his ring.....the one on his HAND..you
jerks...
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